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Beach Ball Theft

Well... What now?

Also by Pinksrainbow

by lyndsey4657

Eclectic Antics: Pizza Delivery

Dignity does not exist in this economy.

by amarettoball
Magma Contacts

This is why you don't buy rip-off Lava Contacts for half the price...

by madamidgaf
Random Oddness

It's not wise to get on Tangeriiine's bad side.

by mistyqee
Lab Ray vs. Beauty Contest

Noooo!Also by breezah_baby

by mustikeuh121
Galaxy Hair

It doesn't fit.

by ketchup547
Awkward Bruce

Run away!

by capn_scrac
Monochrome Madness

Just started again and...

by zaxamijo
UC Troubles: Express Yourself!

Those poor things... I wish they could express themselves...

by praline01
Pastel Horror #2 - A Pirate's Favorite Letter

Qysteri is VERY passionate about his puns.

by badjadejuniper
Coltzan Crisis

That was... disappointing

by contrastively
Favorite Pastime

I'm not sure that's how it works

Also by likelife96

by twillieblossom

Brainfreeze!

Only the trained can handle a brainfreeze.

by simbologies
Monochrome Mixup

I own so many colored pencils, yet somehow this keeps happening.

by 0123kl
Grey-t Day

Thanks!

by neopearly
 
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How To Be Miserable



The saddest day of the year is upon us, are you going to embrace the holiday or avoid it? The one day of the year where it is acceptable to walk around with a sad look on your face. The one day of the year where all Grey coloured pets feel like they are appreciated for once. You guessed it, today we are celebrating Grey Day! Some cheerful Neopians decide to avoid this holiday like NeoPox, because it simply just isn’t their aesthetic, however, some less eager Neopians like myself, love and embrace the tradition of Grey Day. If you are one of these people, here are some tips on how to truly be miserable this Grey Day.



Other Stories


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Wildsong
Night in the Haunted Woods falls with swiftness upon its victims. It is not as many stories say—the forest is not rife with yowling spooks and ghoulish spectres at every turn. It is not a scaled-up version of a Neopia Central Neohome’s Halloween decorations, which brashly proclaim frightfulness in the most colourful of fashions.

by cosmicfire918

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When Grandma Was Grey
An elderly Neopet shares a tale with her granddaughter that reveals a rather exciting past.

by minkton

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A Grey Day Special: Neopia's Top 10 Grey Foods!
With lots of different grey food items to choose from, how do you know which ones are the best? Well your troubles are over as we have taste tested and compiled the top 10 grey foods in Neopia just to save you the trouble!

by princess__neo277

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How To Be A Little Less Grey
Grey Day doesn't always have to be so gloomy

by 1_doglefox

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Days Yet to Pass: Part Ten
It took five days to make the necessary adjustments to the machine to send Chloe to the past. Chloe spent most of that time with her little sisters or alone in her room with May. She saw Elise a few more times, but the Cybunny mostly wanted to be left alone with her pain.

by kristykimmy

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Eight
“Got anything to eat around here?” I said to the sound of my stomach rumbling. Honestly, after seeing the rotting furniture, I was afraid to ask. “Yeah, but you’ll have to stick by me,” the White Kougra said. “You don’t have clearance there yet.”

by ummagine3284



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