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	Lame Pun: Doing The Books I'm Kinda Sorry For This One by blackaavar
	Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Part II But the real question is: can you really use a frying pan as a weapon? by amarettoball
	Badly Armed - The Shoe Lace Life isn't always easy. Also by tedypicker by sophieauditore
	Bows!! A new bow for my gallery!! by franzgirl
	Walein Away So, when you said I was going down... Also by minnesotan and cloudypoogle by certifiabletrash
	The Perks of Having Petpets: Pick Your Own A Uni and her Warf discover that you can make and break a fortune within the space of 10 seconds! by xirco
	A Thief's Life - NO CHEATING For the love of Fyora... by yoshisislandbandit
	Bite It As Hard As You Can! Ow. Also by chiefgrumpy. by joslucca3000
	Dungeon Games Not the most welcoming setting. by piratevam
	A Treat What happens when King Altador runs out of gifts... by cherokee165
	Furniture Shopping That little fruit bowl... by ketchup547
	Buzzies Come on, bee serious. by catanator500
	Party Zafara Balloons! That could certainly make a party pop! by dash_p
	Tough Competition Also by alyndasgallery by brooklyn3223
	Past Experience: Jellybeans The true face of jellybeans. by scribblecop
	Mean Grarrls That'll teach him. by cyallia

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Petpet Matching for the Permanently Indecisive

Have you ever looked at a pet, paired with their petpet, and thought "They're perfect together!" only to do it yourself and find that "perfect" match to grow stale in a short time, maybe it just didn't "work" with their character, or maybe you just flat out decided you didn't like it? Ladies and Gentleman, I am here to state loud and clear you are not alone. I have struggled with this for ages (and to some extent I still am!) and have compiled an array of solutions to consider when chasing that dream of getting each and every one of your lovely pets their perfect petpet. Read on and hopefully I can lighten the load, since finding the perfect petpet should be fun not stressful!

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Letters to Goose
Dear Goose, I’m sorry that I haven’t written as often as I promised but I’ve been busy settling into my new home. My initial impressions of it were somewhat mixed but I’ve come to like it since. I’ve always wanted to live in an old, spooky mansion like this. I’m getting inspiration for my mystery novel every hour I spend here.

by chistise

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Usuki Singing Stars #29: Sparkles Be Not Proud
“Scary! Look! Look! Look!” Sparkles chanted, rushing into the living room. The pink Bruce eagerly waved an envelope over her head. “Look at what I got in the mail today!!!” she gasped. “Don’t tell me you actually got fan mail,” Scary groaned. The purple Bruce flipped through her fashion magazine, not bothering to look up. “Or is it another NT rejection letter?”

by downrightdude

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Behind the Price
Prices. They are argued over, considered, loved and calculated every single day. But what makes the prices in Neopia? Why can we get one stamp for 10 NP but another costs us 300 million?

by kelly_d60

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Avatars That Will Never, Ever Happen!
I was cracking jokes on the Neoboards one day, talking about new avatars that would be absolutely ridiculous and completely unlikely. The other players were laughing along with me, proposing random and hilarious new avatars that are so silly that they'll never exist. Inspired by our merriment, I thought I'd write a Neopian Times article all about the avatars that will never, ever happen!

by indulgences

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Duplicity: Part Nine
At the royal library, Lisha shuffled through legend after legend where any demons or wraiths were mentioned. She had already amassed a tower of books on the identification of so-called “evil” magics and spells, which had grown so large its structural integrity was faltering. The books she had read were thrown in a huge pile on the ground.

by likelife96

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Lord Faerigan - Fyora's Role in the Meridell Wars: Part Four
Dear Queen Fyora, I am deeply troubled about Lord Darigan. It seems that he is under the influence of the orb or some other dark magic. In a brief moment of sanity, he said there were voices in his head. Other times, he’s overcome by rage, threatening to take out King Skarl and the entire Meridell Army. Everyone has tried to talk sense back into him but it doesn’t seem to be working.

by black_skull725

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