Stand behind yer sheriff

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Issue: 231 | 16th day of Running, Y8

Comics

	Dangerous Living Being a librarian is... by citadell
	Notions and Nonsense Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Art by meganium94 by patjade
	When Life Gives You... Thanks for completing my quest, little pet! by ssjelitegirl
	NeoComp Loud Introductions... by chibikatza
	Zeh Cute One: Kittenlap A yarn ball can provide hours of amusement for a young pet. by glowing_banana
	Balthazar Blues You are getting sleepy... Art by jjjellybean121 by boundah
	Snotty Ewww. by greysun189
	Petpet Perils: Mistaken Identity Oh no! by velveteen
	Spooky Better luck next time! by ghostkomorichu
	NeoRiddles!!! What do you call a scared Grarrl? by ejwarrior08
	The Most Annoying Thing that Could Ever Happen to You The most annoying comic you will ever read! by 900duckling
	Veggies, Anyone? Scientists all over Neopia have been puzzled... by medli20
	Life with Sparkalar Sparkalar: I don't like Sloth... by nestly2552chi
	Bad Puns Unite I should have known... by wify
	Fuzzy Issues Instant Meepit: An accident just waiting to happen... by loves2rollerblade
	Cruel Life Somewhere, high above Neopia... by greennitro
	Irony Cafe He'll get his just desserts. by ahm6190
	Mouth of Treasures Ohhh how cute. by destination_180
	Neopian Neophyte HOW do you keep finding me?! by leedom111
	To Zap or Not to Zap Muhahaha! by k_aren_z
	That's Just Not Right Yummy! by anjie
	Bath Time I told you not to give me a bath! Idea by fillin by richnangela005
	State of Oddity Trouble with a petpet... or an owner? by neemoose
	Si and Lur "Uh... hey, what's with Swift..." by tiscola
	Visit to the Snowager Dedicated to the Snowager. by sakurita86
	Flarisal's Comic Life: Finding a Petpet "I wonder if there are any good petpets..." by akress
	Aisha Groove The Neopets Team is always right! by discokitten
	Weird Things Happen Not all goals can be reached... by latonya254
	Don't Even Ask - The Painter Almost done... Idea by kay_siay by sarahreye
	Two Brothers Trouble with petpets... by nuranna020
	Petpetpet Morals One fine day at a game of Mootix Drop... by isaiahdjkim
	Tourists... Tourists- they have no respect for a sleeping faerie. So many time zones play neo- the crowd may be there a while! by twilightdestinymai
	A Gifted Petpet This Usul should've just saved her money. by liquiddragonn
	Mad Life! Can it be?! Is it?! Yes... by mittens_cute
	Flapdoodle Something has happened! by obviousfakename
	Visit Altador today! It's all the rage. by meiastar
	Sibling Rivalry The green green grass... by evilpuppyangel
	Who Knew? Jhudora honors her with a special place on her shelf. Who knew Jhudora actually likes Illusen? by peri0neo
	Wanna go Camouflage? Just when you though it was safe to use a Camouflage Paint Brush... by pixiepuff
	Evil Feepit The joy of being Clay! can you read the irony? by fmoura_98
	Pirate Tales The story begins... by ajaxs50
	Plurr YOU MEAN... by a_random_user
	Humorously Deformed Creating a Neopet isn't as easy as it sounds... by zenzika
	Addiction Smelly. by respects
	Gelert Day Wow, a new darigan gelert! by masked_acorn
	Zuru Zuru 'Just when you thought it was a peaceful morning...' Also by chibi_zoo by mewtru
	N00bsy and the N00b Crew "The Life Store"--Coming soon to Altador! by master_of_the_n00bs
	Mute - Problems of the Faeries Well, there's always the free cheese. by pismouse
	Slorg and a Half OH NO!! by warrior20012
	Lucky Tooth Indeed it can happen... Art by rins_winter by firegirldesigns
	Insanity Management ANOTHER pet rock joke?! by neon_neoni
	The Pink Cloud Orphans... by racoony
	LAG - Deal with the Wheel yawn Drawn by darkdragon_slayer by xlaxed
	DM!: Green Apple And your horoscope for today: If you're a doctor and a green Gelert... stay away from apples. by fip
	Intelligence?... Never heard of it. Some neopets have an IQ much lower than 'average'... by _wind__
	Tubular Kikos This comic reveals why Kikos wear bandages... by horselover5122
	The Pant Devil's Advocate We love TPOSG!!! fangirls by gryffinrose
	Jhudora & Illusen: WHATEVER! ... by spock_luvr
	Illusen Day Present What gift? by la_la_lolly_pop
	Chibi Pals Faerie hunting... by puffibunni

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Celebrating Illusen

Today is Illusen Day, the one day a year set aside by Neopians across the globe to show their appreciation for this noble faerie. If you hadn’t realised yet, well, you must be half asleep or something. It is the day when the dark and evil retreat to the shadows, and the simple purity of goodness shines through! It is a day of hope, of celebration!

Other Stories

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Once Upon A Cold Winter's Day...
"Hmm, let's see, why don't I tell you two the story of how the Brain Tree and the Money Tree came to be," she said softly, looking at the fireplace...

by tou403

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Rivals
Jhudora, you see, was a beautiful little girl, with a face as sweet as honey. However, even though everyone agreed she was one of the prettiest faeries there had ever been, she was also the cruelest...

by surgicalsalad

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So You Want to Start a Guild (An Awesome One)
The word “guild” to me is just a fancy way of saying “club”. People join your guild if it has what they think is fun or enjoyable...

by teardrops_of_summer

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Why Do Meercas Like to Chase Neggs?
Well, we at the Neopian Neggery think that it goes back to ancient times when poor Neopians had to forage for food. One of the most common foods was actually neggs. They were more abundant back then...

by anime_freak999

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Deserts and Desserts: A Gargarox Isafuhlarg Story - Part One
"I haven't had an infestation this bad since that blunkabean scare over two years ago..." Gargarox wiped his forehead in exhaustion. "Looks like I have no choice... I'll have to call an exterminator."

by darkerstrife

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The Replacement Courtier: Part Two
She gave a noncommittal smile at that, but tossed him the shirt. "So snippy, Alexien," she sighed dramatically. "You should go take a nap or something. When did you get back?"

by senya

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