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So You Want to Be In a Mall

To start malling, you need... yes, right, a shop. And, I must say, a big one. There are two reasons for that. First...

by nikitachi
Mysteries of Neopia: Revealed

What lies within this article may be too shocking for some readers to handle. All of those illusions you had about these items will be shattered and replaced with the cold, hard truth...

Also by propagated

by aidan_hood

Where Did All the Binkies Go?

Maybe your friend has a spare one. She has a darling baby Mynci...

by stnzhndmdn
Nab the Job: A Guide to the Faerie Employment Agency

Helpful hints and tips for every neopet trying to get a job from the FEA...

by x_milkeh_x
A Beginner's Guide to Owning an Edible Pet

Pets are friends, not food!

by kuraimerodi
The Mystery Behind the Meteor

No one knows where this foreign object came from- or at least, no one appears to know...

by electrarules0302
That Fantastic Flask!

The Flask of Rainbow Fountain Water first appeared in Neopia some time ago, right around the time the fishing hole opened...

Also by chivo

by anjie

The Origin of the Smoothie

The legacy started several decades ago during a venture with a Tuskaninny named Wilson Shepard, Captain of the S.S. Neopia. During a routine sea voyage...

by monkeylover45497
Name Me, I'm Yours!

What can a Neopian do when faced with pets whose names don't quite fit? Sadly, the option taken by many is to ignore all but the perfectly-named pets for adoption...

by rainbow_daydreamer
A Hero's Tips for Heroes to Be

I've had a lot of questions about how to be a superhero lately, so I thought I would give all you Neopians some tips. Follow these tips, and you may one day become a great superhero like me...

by elfwick
Dress to Impress

Are you a little confused about dressing up your pet? Do you need some advice on how to complete the perfect outfit? Look no further!

by confiserie
 
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That Fantastic Flask!



Head down to Maraqua, where the fishing hole within the ruins is always open and treasure awaits. One such treasure is the fabled 'Flask of Rainbow Fountain Water'. A mysterious brew, captured in a clear glass bottle. If you were to peer inside, you might even glimpse...



Other Stories


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The Unpainting
The ghost Koi sighed. He should really know better than to trust his owner...

by mystery_island111223

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Fighting Kass; The Tale of a Treehouse
My domain, though, did not lie within my cottage, or even within the huge corridors of Brightvale Castle, where my father worked. I spent my entire childhood in what I considered the most magical thing any backyard could have...

by funkaneo123lala

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Star Power: Part One
"I look like a less pretty version of Turmaculus, and to add on to that, I think I lost my voice," Lena groaned...

by springsteen0991

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Highrock Pack History Songs: Storm Surge - Part One
It had a dull brown coat of short, coarse fur slicked back by water. Its ears were short tufts, and it had long whiskers. It also had flippers...

by shinkoryu14

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Amikarashui #5
Random Event Part 2

by bluecloud300

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Titanic Giant Squid
The Maraquan ruins...

by maxima550



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