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Mika and Carassa: The Igloo Garage Sale Proprietors

Mika and Carassa, the cute little igloo Chias. Perhaps the most famous Chias in the whole of Neopia. They even have a game modeled after their business. But are they deserving of this honor?

by culumbus_kat2
How Not To Get Tangled In Your Own Webs

Well, I guess you were expecting a guide of some sort, so I'll guess I'll jump right to it. I'll also have Webber, my Snow Spyder to help me with this...

by chia625_2001
50 Ways To Tell If Your Pet's a Thief

Have you ever had the feeling that your pet’s some sneaky, wily thief?

by yami13331
Explore -- Terror Mountain

One of the best things about Terror Mountain is that it's like a three-for-one bargain deal. When you click on the link from the "explore" page, you not only get Terror Mountain, but you also get the Ice Caves and Happy Valley.

by cyborg8000
The Deserted Fairground: Freaky or Fun?

They say that a change is as good as a holiday, even if it is only for one day. So why not try something different? How does a day at the Deserted Fairground sound?

by neo_april
Time is Neopoints

The title makes this seem like this is a guide to make Neopoints - but in truth, it is very different. So many people appear to be caught up in the Neopoint hype, when there are many more important things besides these shiny objects used to buy items.

by hermione32606
A Guide to Art and Getting Into the Art Gallery

Want to know how to get started on drawing, and learn several techniques for getting into the Art Gallery?

by lobstermagnetcty
Happiness Faerie: Is She Really Happy?

In our hearts, Slothamanda (Happiness Faerie) Will love us all and will continue to unconditionally.

by rougegirl99
Poetry Rules!

This article is mainly about the technical side of poetry. Wait! Before you say “Technical? AAAAH!” and run screaming from the room let me assure you that this is actually going to be fun.

by parmadur
Pteri Ptactics

Deep in the heart of Tyrannia, thousands of Pteris make their fight up the canyon with evil Pterodactyls and Grarrls doing everything in their power to stop them. What is a poor green Pteri to do? Shoot them down of course.

by cyanna_of_settamoor
Petpet Employment: Species Appropriate Jobs

Have you ever seen a Petpet and thought, “That Petpet would make a great addition to my traveling band of banana jugglers!”?

by jakeohman
Neopets TCG: What You Won't Find in Booster Packs

SO what else is there? There's plenty of other cards, and I'll tell you why you should or shouldn't use these cards in your deck. The cards I'll be looking at today are the cards you won't find in any booster packs.

by slickninja
NT Fans, Attack!

I’m quite sure you’ve heard of the NT. If you haven’t, it is really surprising that you’re actually reading this. Well, just for you people who don’t know, NT stands for the Neopian Times...

by shadowcristal
 
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Pteri Ptactics



You know the weapons. You've seen the enemies. You've flown right up that giant Grarrl's left nostril and lived to tell the tale. But can you leave with 1000 NP in your pocket? Deep in the heart of Tyrannia, thousands of Pteris make their fight up the canyon with evil Pterodactyls and Grarrls doing everything in their power to stop them. What is a poor green Pteri to do? Shoot them down of course...



Other Stories


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The Day I Taught at Neoschool
"'Dear cosmicfire918, our resident art teacher, Mr. Lupid, has just informed us that he has come down with a sudden case of NeoFlu and will need to stay home tomorrow to recuperate..."

by cosmicfire918

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The Clandestine Daughter
"I've put plenty of food and fresh water in there, enough to last you months at least. As soon as I conquer Meridell I'll come and get you, alright?" Iska remained outside, arms crossed in front of her chest.

by battlesunn

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The Case of the Invisible Incident: Part Two
Why, oh why must I always get lumbered with the seemingly impossible cases? I mean, a thief that leaves no tell-tale footprints? Terrific.

by tambourine_chimp

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Kidnapped Kadoatie - Part Two
Turning our backs on the magnificent sight, we found the correct house number and knocked on the door. It swung open moments later by a green Quiggle, wearing a tuxedo and bemused smile.

by playmobil_is_my_life

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The Neochaos
OW!!!!!

by leana_24

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Floofeh
IT'S THE JUPEDEVIL. Yay.

by jupeboxgal



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