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Behind the Baby Paint Brush

The baby paint brush may be the one paint brush that every Neopian wants. Everyone thinks that by having your pet baby, it will be cute and cuddly, but as you’ll find out later, it’s not all its cracked up to be.

by chewlytwinkie12
Sifting Through the Shadows

As I look back through Neopia’s past, I see one figure constantly forgotten. Yes, the one and only Battle Faerie.

by sunwillow66
Running in the Volcano

Volcano Run is quite a fun game once you get used to it. I mean, what's more fun than repeatedly clicking your mouse and dodging blocky boulders?!

by rainbow_yoshi_10
The Not-So-Great Parts of Neopia

“Well, I’m working on a Neopian Times article about the worlds that never did make it. I know there must be some, but where did they all go? What happened to them?”

by singinsweetiedusty
110 Reasons Why We Love Adam

He’s funny, creative, mega-rich, punctual, and he comes in 3 fantastic flavors! So hold on to your hats while we explore the 100 Reasons Why We Love Adam!

by blubblub317
How to Create your Perfect Mini Golf Map

What a great game it is! Where else can you hit a little object around a screen and drive yourself insane at the same time.

by undeadfortune
Boochi, Zap Me!

I'm sure many users out here would just LOVE to have a cute little baby neopet. I confess I am one of those users. But not all of us want to spend 10 or so hours playing games.

by humanbodygirl
60 Things to do in Meridell

46. Swim in the Rubbish Dump.

by hottamale0774
Advanced Neoquest II Part 1: Skills Points Revealed

Although you may have heard that any combination of skill points can allow you to win, there is no doubt at all that a better combination will allow you to have an easier ride, and to finish the game in a shorter time.

by aphromeda
Nailing Down That Shifty Shapeshifter Game

Shapeshifter is a very fun game, but it takes some thinking out . I think there are many of you Neopians who would love playing this game, if you had a little bit of guidance in it.

by rosebud2554
The Evilest Neopian

Those listed are evil, don’t get me wrong, they deserve to be on this list, but in this impressive list of evil, the evilest, vilest, and personally most hated Neopian by me is not shown on this list...

by haladay78
 
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Well here I sit on a bench outside Merifood, just recovered from throwing up about twenty times in a row. How was I supposed to know eating 16 raw potato, 18 tasty turnip tarts, and 23 cups of gruel would give you food poisoning? Well while I sit here, I might as well write fun things you can do in Meridell...



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The Keeper of Maraqua: Fugitive
There were three, a water faerie and two dark faeries. They looked as though they were searching for something and Melleia had every reason to think that it might be her.

by jedimaster891

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Cleaning the Mess
"Did a tornado blow through here!?" Tiffany cried, walking in. "I can barely move with all your junk on the floor."

by sarahsuk

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The Dim Highlight of Kira's Life II: Part One
Well, it's been exactly three months since that incident occurred. I had always wondered what happened to Sidney after Alicia whacked him upside the head with a twig. Unfortunately, I found out.

by shadih_temporary

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The Korbat Who Couldn't Hang: Part Five
"There, now, Isabel. Didn't I tell you one day that you'd meet somebody who was so blinded by your artistic ability that he would never notice... anything else?"

by janejinn

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The Dumb Only Seem to Get Dumber
No offence to Slorgs!

by flowercatlover

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Major Malfunction #12
Aren't you cute?

by moonxtal



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