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Visions: Journey to Shenkuu - Part One

The Kyrii slipped into the empty street, looking at all the closed shops lined up in a row...

by yotoll
A Darker Shade: Part One

"It's not my fault you're a badly named puke-yellow Aisha."

by goodsigns
A Tale of Two Acaras: Part One

He had everything he could ever need in all of Faerieland, from the gourmet foods set upon his silverware to the endless toys in his gigantic bedroom. Everyone agreed he was indeed blessed by the faeries...

by secant
 
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Checking your pet into the Neolodge isn't free, like visiting the Soup Faerie, but it isn't really expensive either. If you check your pets into the Neolodge and you choose the cheapest hotel, which is the Cockroach Towers at 5 NP per night, for 28 days, you'll spend less than 3,000 NP a month to keep 20 Neopets happy and bloated. To calculate how much you would spend on the Neolodge, here's a simple formula you can use...



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The Making of a Star: "Wizard" Windelle
A small Techo, only five or six years old, was huddled in the petpet pen, asleep. The Techo was thin and scrawny; his dirty clothing was in tatters.

by alex313

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Detective Spottedleaf and the Thief
My name is Spottedleaf Hunter. I am a private investigator.

by patt788

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Neopia's Heroes and Villains - Get that Look!
Every pet has a favorite hero or villain: a faerie or neopet that they idolize or aspire to. What better way is there to show their appreciation of that person than to follow their fashion?

by marthaandseal

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Restocking, Part 2: Picking the right shop
So many shops!

by toon_link_dancing

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Techopalooza: Petpet Troubles, Part 3
Very much illegal, indeed.

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5

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Peppered Reality: Split part 2 of 2
It all makes sense now... or does it?

by rivliex



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