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The Heist at the Chocolate Factory.

"The smoke inside the Thieves’ Guild Hall floated slowly toward the ceiling beams of the old tavern. It hung there like a living thing, curling around the rusty lanterns, refusing to leave..." Collab with rascle90 & kikepv

by sebaspet717
 
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Chocolate Horoscopes for the Neopian Zodiac



The stars have aligned… and they’re covered in chocolate! This month, the cosmos is craving something sweet, and your destiny might just lie in a Mint Chocolate Chia Pop or a bag of Chocolate Mynci Noses. Whether you're a mischievous Scorchio or a dreamy Uni, find out what decadent treat is written in your stars—and what it says about your near future in Neopia. So grab a spoon (or a napkin) and dig in! Chocolate Korbat Wings (Jan 1 – Feb 3) Forecast: You’re flying high this month, but beware of sticky situations—especially around the Battledome. A sweet surprise awaits you at the Chocolate Factory… or is it just Bonju in disguise? Don’t let frustration clip your wings; your flexibility will save the day, especially when someone tries to “borrow” your last piece of fudge. Trust your instincts (and keep a few napkins on hand). By the end of the month, you’ll have more than just melted chocolate on your hands—you’ll have an unexpected ally. Chocolate Fish (Feb 4 – Mar 9) Forecast: Dive deep into your feelings (and your Safety Deposit Box). You’re due for emotional growth and maybe a rare item trade. Watch for underwater chocolate—it melts weirdly. Someone may surface from your past, offering you either closure or cocoa. Your sensitive side shines brightest when you share your treats, so don’t be afraid to hand over that spare Chocolate Cybunny Paw. The currents may feel overwhelming, but chocolate floats—and so will you.



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Box of Chocolates – The Anthology Tale
The night was thick with autumn chill, and the campfire burned low in the clearing outside the Chocolate Factory. Its flames danced against the..."Collab with ohitzme & profebest

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The Sweetest Night of the Year
"It was a Friday night when the invitation arrived, and I nearly dropped it out of sheer shock, though to be fair, my claws weren’t built for handling delicate letters..."

by heart_stealer292

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Science with the Seekers: A Sweet Discussion
Scholars from around Neopia discuss the science and history of Chocolate Petpets!

by parody_ham

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Sweet Chaos: 5 Chocolate Disasters
Chocolate: sweet, delicious, and comforting. While most Neopians think of chocolate fondly, history tells a far stickier tale.

by sjdhsdius2

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A Sweet Mistake
I can eat this, right?! Collab with _kougra_rules_

by keruza

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Just A Chocolate Blob
He’s dressed to impress!

by 9kas



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