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Weird trends

It's a statement..

Also by cherie_nicole

by keruza

Keep Your Brain in Shape (Bear in Mind)

... wrong definition.

Also by minnesotan

by rooftopchicken

Magical

Hmm...

by hamster_z
Kacheek Seek in Meridell

What happened? Aww

Also by lukinhas2007

by 01_batatinha_01

Dice-a-WHO? #5

Just roll again...

Also by forever_be_us

by rayoceanweaver

Sugar Squad: Thievery

It's just not the same....

by newenglandquizzer
No exceptions...

...no excuses.

by applejuicerain
A Kau Pun

Why did the Kau go to outerspace?

by kennielee
Just keep scratching...

It never hurts to ask!

by speeedway
Egg on Your Face

What's wrong don't you like it?

by wolf_love4_life
Can I borrow that?

Sometimes being a ghost has its perks, sometimes it has its drawbacks.

by nukeloop
The Knight Shift- Under level

Gee, thanks mom for training me so hard. *grumble grumble*

by shakespeareghurl
Informed Infirmed

Don't forget your medicine. (or theirs either)

by kaploy9
Beware of the Dogle

While you were admiring...

Also by millyhz.

by outzpwn

Random Oddness - Wraith Resurgence #4

The plot achievements are a GROUP effort!

by mistyqee
 
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"The Whispering Wail Sword:Part Two" by purplehopper
Someone had cornered Talzadon with a weapon. "Hey! I know you!" he said as he leapt away from the point of a spear. He raised his candle to illuminate the face of his follower. "You’re the guard from before! Why are you following me?" The pink Draik lowered her weapon. "Skarl’s advisors didn’t trust you. They said you may be a poor mage, but you aren’t a fool. They knew if you were coming down here that you had something to gain from it. They sent me to make sure you didn’t loot the artifacts of Old Meridell by grabbing them and teleporting to the rubbish dump or something. But I can see you likely have other intentions." She jabbed the parchment Talzadon was clenching with the end of her spear. Realizing he’d been caught, Talzadon fessed up. "I really am here for the Whispering Wail Sword. It’s real, and I have a map that leads straight too it, see, look for yourself." He angled his wrinkled map towards the guard, who studied it incredulously. "Where did you get that?" she replied. Her tone didn’t reveal much about whether or not she believed him."When Fearieland fell, as buildings crumbled and the clouds came tumbling down to the Neopian earth, many millions of books, papers, and records fell. A few hundred landed on my own farm. Clearly the documents that landed were from a secret library. Many were partially burned, or otherwise destroyed. This sheet however, fell completely intact. It details the dungeons of the buried castles, and marks the location of the Whispering Wail Sword." "How could you possibly know that this is a real, accurate map. How are you so sure of this that you would risk your life following it? It could be completely made up for all you know!" This time Talzadon could tell she was hoping the map was real."A few days after the papers fell, a team of uniformed faerie Neopets came and started picking up every single scrap of paper.




Other Stories


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Standing Out and Fitting In
It was early morning in Terror Mountain, and snow was falling, as it so often did. It coated the already snow-covered landscape in a thicker white cloak, obscuring the view of anything else in sight.

by cruthmac

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A New Addition
This is a story based on my growng new Neopet family

by fantasy_star541

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Buzzer Game Trophy Guide
The Buzzer Game has to be one of the most overlooked games on Neopets.

by dark_rose_15

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Opinion - Is Queen Fyora an effective ruler?
In the wake of the many issues that have impacted Faerieland, some in the kingdom have openly questioned whether Queen Fyora is an effective ruler anymore. While many still admire Queen Fyora's ability to rule with a gentle hand and her perseverance through all the difficulties, there are voices of doubt that have gotten much louder lately.

by black_skull725

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Tales of the Plot: Lost Desert Plot
"Are ya done yet, Pepper?"

by triarthrus_eatoni

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Mundo The Grundo vs The Alien Aishas:Part Three
Last time, on Mundo Grundo vs The Alien Aishas

Mundo, our student scientist, caught wind of a potential massive attacking happening on his home, the Virtupets Space Station. Upon hearing the news, he decided that he could not just sit idle and wait for the enemy to strike. He had to do something.

by randmar




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