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Just Cookies: Part One

Ress had done it. She'd finally done it. She'd perfected her Pumpkin Cookies.

by checkered_cat
Cinnamon and Vinegar: Part One

Some of my dreams are the future, but all the rest are nonsense.

by ellbot1998
 
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"Full of Toast and Underwater" by shadowstrand
I accept that our owner's responsible for us. I respect that. I have trust that she wants the best for us. What I don't have is much faith in her knowing what that actually is. My past experiences with her taste in neohome décor is, on the few occasions that we left the neolodge to stay at home for a while, it was full of toast...




Other Stories


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The Colorful Aisha and the Secret Lab
It was an incredibly foolish risk to take, but as Nayha followed the path laid out by the worn, wrinkled map she held, she knew she would not turn back.

by star138

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Based on Appearances
My owner didn't find me in the normal fashion. I wasn't found in some Petpet Shop.

by warriorsrock965

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A Glimpse Into High-Stakes Gambling
At this point, you probably know your options: Nerkmids, Scratchcards, Treasure Maps, or the Wheel of Extravagance. Only one questions remains: Which one?

by wellesley_girls

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Foolproof Ways to get Items from the Money Tree
Arriving early is very important. If you are late, other people will take all the items, leaving you nothing.

by thorndie

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Ninja Meepits
You'll never see them coming...

Idea by ruben160

by fjant


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Speak No More
COFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEE

by laehlani



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