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Trouble in Paradise: Fan Mail

It's funny because it's true.

by chasing_stars44
Scream & Shout

He's only manupulative when his favorite foods are on the line.

Also by tizzlestix

by msjanny

Eclectic Antics: Writing Tip

A scathing, poignant remark will henceforth be scrawled in this vacuous space.

by amarettoball
Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 5

Yeah, he actually has a Doctorate in Chemistry. Not that he uses it.

by june_scarlet
Kiss The Mortog

So not worth it.

Also by stephsie

by tarake_7_7_7

The Fastest Way To The 'Kadoatery - Mew!' Avatar

Another 3 Kads Fed!

by mustikeuh121
Oopsy Daisy

Watch where you pick!

by kouger233
Anniversary - Part 7

Literally ten, chronologically twenty-eight, looks more like seventeen.

by caylista
Unconverted Disadvantages

That is SO embarassing

Also by: mauvus

by roxanna203

Grooming Woes

Grooming isn't easy.

by cherokee165
Strange Brew

After the fall of Faerieland, Xandra's back at it again!

Story by ryac

by cletta

My New Morphing Potion

Or is it ...?

by navalgazer
The Not So Scary Cybunny

What in Neopia?!

by liezelotte8
Squid Slippers: Foster Frustrations

That's better.

by cosmicfire918
The Adventures of Kad and Drooly: Part 3

How?!

by iciclefaerie05
Results May Vary: Giant Squid

Physics? HA! What are those?

by return_of_itsy
Ewww Garlic

Eugh, that's not fair.

by trilce
Sweet Pea

A vanity story

by junkgirl
The Truth About Mutants

Well, that was not as planned.

by goldensif
Got Your Nose!

Hey!

blonde_and_lovin_it2

by meowbey

Mistaken Intentions

I gotta hurry!

Idea by: coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

 
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"The Auction" by sacados
"Sold!” The Scorchio auctioneer exclaimed. “The Vo Codestone goes to the purple Blumaroo in the second row for 5,500 Neopoints!” Serena watched as the enthusiastic Blumaroo bounced up to the auctioneer to claim her prize. Serena the Shoyru nervously clutched her bag. It contained exactly 12,000 Neopoints—her entire summer savings. It was the last day of vacation and she had come to the Auction House with her best friend, Callie, in hopes of buying something new and exciting. But the sun was sinking lower in the sky, the crowds around the Auction House were starting to thin out, and Serena had not spent any of her Neopoints yet. “What are you waiting for?” Callie asked her. Callie’s backpack was stuffed full of items that she had won throughout the day. It seemed like she had gotten all of the best deals: three plushies, two bracelets, and even a rare negg, all for less than 10,000 Neopoints. Callie seemed to be exceptionally talented at bidding on auctions, winning them all without a struggle.




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The Once-Forgotten Shore
Loud enough for the whole crew to hear, he announced, "Prepare to land on that shore." Tornin the navigator looked down at his map, then back up to the shore. Back down to the map, then back up to the shore. He decided he wasn't mistaken. "Captain, I think it would be very unwise to land here."

by book_moon

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Pocket Change
"They want to put a lever into the wall of the Supply Deck."

"Okay..." Castrix was silent for a moment. "A lever for what?"

"Well, it's a weird request. They say they want a mechanical hand to come out when someone pulls the lever, and take Neopoints from the person who pulled it."

by airickuh


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Only On Neopets!
Inspired, I thought it would be cool to collect a list of Neopian quirks that are unique to the players on this site and no other. Plus, I love having an excuse to talk on the Neoboards. It's my favorite form of entertainment on here! I headed to the Neoboards and asked the players: "What are your quirks on Neopets, quirks that are unique to this site?" I got many interesting replies!

by indulgences

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Educational Games on Neopets
After doing some research on what games I believe would have some educational factors with in the Neopian world, I comprised a list of games that will help with math, language and spelling, and problem-solving ablilities. Children sometimes struggle with these things, but these games will make it a fun and addictive experience.

by rosiepedal

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Meegla and Fargon's Not-So-Intergalactic Adventures: Part Five
Meegla couldn’t read the deck. Try as she might, her psychic powers didn’t seem to work on a whole stack of cards. She could barely tell what the top card was; it was as if the other cards were creating an interference her powers couldn’t overcome.

by hybatsu

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Mr. Aramate's Wonderous Emporium of the Soul: Part Five
Peter was of course an eight year old, as I think we’ve mentioned before. At such an age there can be only one reaction when you are caught somewhere you aren't supposed to be - run.

by herdygerdy



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