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The Whispering Wail Sword:Part Eight

I never thought it was real!

by purplehopper
Change Needs Growth:Part Six

“My name is Leprechaun.” Patrick repeated.

“You are remembering the truth!” Nash was excited.

“Why are you doing this to me?!”

by jehtredmonkey

Before the Fall: An Air Faerie Story:Part Two

Dreams were worse than memories. Memories could be repressed, but dreams liked to take those haunting memories I ignored during the day and throw them in my face.

It was the first day of Advanced Weather Control. The buzzer rang loudly and Professor Avaray started with roll call.

by darigankat

The Aisha Twins:Part Four

After all this, we've finally complteted the Secret Laboratory Map...

Also by beanlein and hawkydreamerz

by imcatcrazy11

TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Four

TIP FOUR: QUITTING IS ALWAYS AN OPTION

by downrightdude
Reunions and Petpets: Another Pirate Adventure:Part Three

Lady Oakridge and Meadowbuck made a mad dash across the deck to the longboat on the starboard side of the pirate ship. They could hear yelling and shouting somewhere behind them as the pirates scrambled to put out a crackling fire.

by newenglandquizzer
 
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"Frustrations of The Resistance" by asiaxia
"Oh, no..." The Snowglobe Staff decides to simply not work this battle. After all, how does a Yellow Snowball help her? Where is the snowball? There must be something else, right? The Jade Elixir? Gone. Thick Smoke Bomb? Disappeared two turns ago. Turned Tooth? She defends it with ease. Finally, the young Acara looks up at her, those pink wings fluttering so gracefully, that smug smirk so condescending. She knows - there are no more tricks left. Not in this fight. "Don't you think this is getting old by now?" She taunts in that familiar voice - a friend turned enemy. The Boss. "You never stood a chance." Spotting the Grapes of Wrath in view, she can see this tussle is nearing the end. Even with her Downsize in use, there's no chance at winning. She burrows in combination, avoiding the blunt of the fire attack while still suffering a significant amount of damage. Not that getting dirt in her fur is her favorite pastime, but it works. For now. No options are left. She only has 5 weapons left - weapons that Kaia can all defend against. She has no choice but to accept her defeat, once again at the mercy of the Wand of the Dark Faerie.ZAP! *~*~*~*~*~*~* 'I never stood a chance...' A heavy sigh escaped from the lips of a tattered Grey Acara as she stumbled out, dazed, of the Forgotten Graveyard backgrounds.




Other Stories


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The Fisherman’s Tale
There is some truth in every story...

by k3l26

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The Negg Hunt That Nearly Wasn’t
This was a collaborative effort by the people listed at the end of this story and submitted with their permission.

by hakolinsky

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Which Faerie Bubble Are You?
I’d be hard pressed to find a Neopian who doesn’t love the game Faerie Bubbles. With its no-nonsense, fairly simple gameplay, even the newest of Neopets owners can take part and relish in the bubble popping pleasure. It’s a classic. It’s a staple. It’s… time for a personality quiz!

by homestead58

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The Chocolate Ball Etiquette
When you get your invite to the annual Chocolate Ball, you will surely feel elite, because not everyone gets one! You should feel very honored and special if you manage to get an invite. It's always the talk of the high society, since only about a hundred invites are passed out every year.

by maryannyks

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Slaying in the Battledome (Misunderstood: Part 2)
Let me at em'

also by taylermae

by star_tennis_player


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How Gruel...
When you offer a shopkeeper too much on accident...

idea by cheeky_jess art by draggi_pi2

by draggi_pi2




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