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The Art of Guild Making

It took me some three years to finally find a guild that had the sort of stability that many "guild hoppers" long for.

by steph22_1
Help Eliminate Dangerous Foods to Help Others

Donating items is meant to be in good nature, but you're only causing suffering by donating a poisonous jelly.

by masked_acorn
Y25 - The Techo Era

No Meepits. No Dr. Sloth. But yet, a truly mortifying sight...

by hidden_0_o
How to Be a Guild Member

Membership, my friends, is becoming part of a great Neo-family.

by dylanreborn
Be Prepared! School Supplies for Real Success

I've got the insider look on what you need to purchase to be super smart this school year!

by giggilogalmewmew
Techo Says: A Comprehensive Guide to a Classic

The layout of the game consists of six Neopets in roughly an oval arrangement, though it is much easier to think of them as two rows of three Neopets.

Also by ecaligiu

by cyniska

Getting Started in the Excitement of Lab Rat Zapping

If you've ever wanted to dabble in the world of zapping lab rats but didn't know where to begin, then keep on reading!

by poissonneondn
The Real Dark Faeries

Do not make the same mistakes I did.

by a_greenparrot
The Steps to Adopting

Adopting a neopet should not be hard at all. There are a few simple steps.

by kaitlinlovespuppies
 
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Koi Basic Care Tips



Kelp is the natural and best food for Koi. If you happen to be swimming one day and see a wild Koi with beautiful, lustrous scales, kelp is probably its main food source. Now, your Koi will probably want to eat plain kelp all day just as much as it would want to eat eyeball fungus or worm infested cheese, so it's important to spice things up. A fun example of kelp use is Kelp Lasagne. A gourmet dinner, the...



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The Kass Basher Kass, on Baguettes and other things
In my spare time I frighten small Neopets and eat really manly foods such as Blumaroo Steak. I am a Darigan Eyrie.

by larkspurlane

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The Secret Book of Chef Bonju
"Don't be silly," laughed Nuna, striding over to the desk. "You could probably write a book as good as mine."

Also by seegensays

by inge_123


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Heart of Ice: Part Two
Here's something you may not know about exploration in icy conditions: if you've got a reliable source of heat or fire, don't bring along water.

by mousey509

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Fools and Children: Part One
"GitchiManitou," began the Faerie Queen in his vision earlier that night, "You have been chosen..."

by mamasimios

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The Money Tree
I so would like some more neopoints! =(

by tatadsb

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Burping
Now you know.

by muffiato



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