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The Month of Relaxing in Neopia is here! While many Neopians mark the passage of time by avatars obtained, battles won, or trophies earned, it’s just as meaningful to reflect on those achievements through a bit of well-deserved rest.

by mango_
Faerie Foods for Every Occasion

Every Neopian can remember with vivid clarity the first time they ever stepped foot into Faerie Foods.

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Beat the Heat: Ten Tips for A Cool Neopian Summer

Summer has arrived in Neopia, and with it comes blazing sun, sticky paws, and the undeniable urge to do anything to cool down.

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Insider’s Guide to the Tyrannian Concert Hall

Whether you're a seasoned concert-goer, are looking to attend your first concert, or just looking to snag those avatars (yes, we see you, avatar collectors), the Tyrannian Concert Hall is the place to be. Collab with _aliciaaa_

by lesliiiiex
A History of Neopia's Sporting Tradition by the Techo Fanatic

GOOAAALLLL! *w00t* New champions are crowned, as last year’s Altador Cup drew to a close.

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Insider’s Guide to the Tyrannian Concert Hall



Greetings, Neopians and concert goers! Whether you're a seasoned concert-goer, are looking to attend your first concert, or just looking to snag those avatars (yes, we see you, avatar collectors), the Tyrannian Concert Hall is the place to be. So grab your concert tickets, dust off your air guitar, and prepare to rock out with some of Neopia's finest musicians—and maybe snag a cool avatar or two along the way! Step 1: Getting Tickets to the Show First things first, how do you get into the concert? It's not just about showing up with your best "I *heart* (insert band name here)" T-shirt (though, frankly, that would be something a TRUE FAN would do). You'll need a ticket for entry. Tickets can be purchased for 1,250 NP through the Ticket Booth. It's pretty simple, really—just follow the trail of sound waves, and you'll find the box office. (Pro tip: A different band performs everyday, so make sure to check the schedule ahead of time before purchasing your tickets.) Oh, but did we mention it's a little bit of a challenge to get these tickets? That's right! Sometimes, they sell out faster than you can say "rock on." The secret? Patience and punctuality. Show up early so you don't miss out and the concert tickets will be available. But here's a pro-tip: if you're reading this article while sipping a Slushie, congratulations, you're already on the right track! Keep your eyes peeled and your clicks steady for the next batch of tickets. Step 2: Get Your Ears Ready for the Show Now that you've got your ticket, it's time to prepare for the event! What's a concert without a little sneak peek of who's playing, you ask? The Tyrannian Concert Hall hosts a wide variety of Neopian performers, from the 2 Gallon Hatz to the pop band M*YNCI. These artists have been carefully selected to fill your eardrums with the finest melodies Neopia has to offer. So, maybe leave the earplugs at home for this one—no need to drown out the rhythm of Neopia's finest musicians. But if you were in the market to tone down the volume a bit, you may want to consider investing in some Noise Cancelling Headphones (but why would anyone want to do that?). Step 3: Unlocking Avatars Like a True Fan And here's where the real fun begins: avatars! You didn't think we were just here to talk about music, did you? Groovy Chomby Can you dig it? Chomby and the Fungus Balls are bringing the funk to the Tyrannian stage, and this avatar is your backstage pass to groove-town. Catch their groovy performance on the 8th, 15th, 22nd, 23rd, or 29th of the month. Bonus points if you show up in bell bottoms and bring a disco-loving pet! I Love My Rock For those who like to "bang" to their own drum (pun absolutely intended), you can unlock this avatar by attending a concert where the Sticks N Stones take center stage. It's no easy feat, but the beats are worth it.



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