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1K Gaming: A Personal Approach

I've got a system for earning maximum NP through games for the time I spend in Neopia each day.

by redoakcove
Scoring Big in The Haunted Shootery!

The sides of the wagon open up and guess what, you're at a shooting gallery! How wonderful.

by _zscd___
The Average Neopian: Nine Years Later

There's a certain stigma for users who joined before 2002. When users see these lookups, most expect that these accounts have either been abandoned, or if active, then the owners are filthy rich...

by cherriepoof
The Savvy Stockbroker's Guide

Your Stock Portfolio is where all your current stocks are located. There are currently 43 stocks to buy in the market, so you have plenty to choose from.

Also by suzerz

by grapesourhorse

Jelly World - For the Last Time!!!

Dear readers, I am about to prove beyond a doubt that Jelly World could not possibly exist.

by writingkid
A Guide to Affordable Healthcare

This guide was created to help Neopians who are unable to afford expensive treatments and medicines to help their poor Neopets.

by elemental_blessed
Deciphering the Dome: Bombs Away!

Bombs are one of your basic Battledome item types.

Written with nightwind_292

by stoicjohn

Draik Eggs: Brunch, Lunch... Hatch?

There's nothing quite like a good ol' Draik Egg for breakfast, don't you agree?

by danceswithpampers
Top 10 Notable Neopets That Go Unthanked by the Public

I'd like to salute them for their jobs and hard work efforts with this nifty little article...

by lynnalice
Tips to Design Your Very Own Cave using CaveMaker

Need help designing a level for Hannah and the Pirate Caves? If so, this guide to CaveMaker is here to help!

by jesseduhlonghorn
 
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Affordable Healthcare



A sick Neopet loses hit points, becomes miserable and cannot fight in the Battledome, therefore sicknesses must be cured promptly. However, sometimes you find out that you need a medicine called 'Magic Goop' or 'Sporkle Syrup', and to your horror the item is obtainable only via the Trading Post, costing more than you could possibly earn playing games three times a day. What do you do? This guide was created to help Neopians who are unable to afford expensive treatments and medicines to help their poor Neopets...



Other Stories


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The Whimton Musicians
There was a Wall on the west side of Whimton that separated us from the plains between the town and the Haunted Woods. It was that same gloomy gray shade as the rest of Whimton, and nobody really knew why it was there.

by catofparadise

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True Friendship
Like usual, Lora woke up and got ready for Neoschool. On the way, like usual she walked along with Sarah, a Royal Usul. They had been best friends ever since Sarah had moved from Shenkuu.

by rider_galbatorix

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Hatred Because Of Love: Deyna's Story - Part Two
I leaned my back against the door and buried my face in my paws. How could Brightmask DO this?

by mikan_girl94

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Avalon and the Emerald Noil Gem: The Onyx Isle - Part One
Silverdrop jerked awake, her head lurching from her crossed paws. She strained her ears, silver eyes swiveling, searching the darkness for the half-perceived foe.

by cpmtiger

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Neopian Antics #5: What happens in the Magma Pool...
MAGMA!

by ahqua

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Chef and Linda
Can you fix me and Linda some bacon and eggs?

by a_l2n_l2n_a



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