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Every Holiday Day Handy Event Schedule!

Don’t go out and get a new calendar! Your eyes are not deceiving you! A recent Beta conversion of the Neopian calendar had resulted in an error of placing every single official Neopian Holiday onto the same day! A fix won’t be ready until after that day happens, so unable to ignore it there’s only one thing to do: CELEBRATE IT!

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Celebrations for All: Doc’s Hybrid Holiday Proposal
“Ladies and gentlemen, and all others, of the board! I have arrived at last! Hold your applause!”

by homsar_eggplant

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Clash of Holidays: An Account of Magic VS Thievery
"Something has happened! It appears that there was a glitch in the switch to Beta and all of the Neopian holidays have been released. Keep a watchful eye for anything unordinary, and make sure to report all suspicious activity to TNT."

by sleepiestkitty

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Every Holiday Day Handy Event Schedule!
"A recent Beta conversion of the Neopian calendar had resulted in an error of placing every single official Neopian Holiday onto the same day!"

by pikachu315111

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30 Ways to Prank Dr. Sloth
"Playing pranks is only a natural part of the Neopian experience."

by treeword

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Soy Sauce
All-too-common of a situation for petpet owners

by black_kisa

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Dinner with the Scarlets: Holiday Glitch
Meepits been chewing the wires again.

by june_scarlet

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