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101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth

The items in this list were all suggested by genuine Virtupets employees. I conducted all the interviews anonymously, and I'm very bad with faces, so there's no point trying to find out who said what. Finally, I'd like to impress that Dr. Sloth is a great person, deserving of our utmost respect. Needless to say, attempting to carry out anything from the following list is probably a very bad idea...

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