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"The Life of a Cap'n" by selphie_tilmitt
As she crossed the threshold, she turned back to give her first mate a steely glare. "Don't ye be botherin' me unless it's a REAL emergency next time!" With that, she slammed the door and returned to her chair. Shaking a bit of the rain off, she turned back to her pile of gold and precious gems. With a deep breath of satisfaction at the sight, she reached out and plucked the long-awaited pearl out of the pile. Before she had a chance...

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