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Samson, the Pirate Lupe: Lost Memories - Part One

Samson woke to the soothing rock of a hammock within a ship's hold. Bleary-eyed, he groaned...

by firedoomcaster
A Faerie Tale: War - Part One

The Faeries came to Neopia in turmoil, with the drums of their hearts beating towards war. They were scattered, divided...

by herdygerdy
Another Hero's Journey: Decisions - Part One

"Rohane sent me a letter saying that he was already in Sakhmet Palace with Mipsy and Talinia. Apparently, there's been a string of mysterious sandstorms in the Lost Desert..."

by precious_katuch14
 
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"A Louched Tale" by mantiszero
The big Neopoints are not in Healing Potions, and surprisingly not even in the highly priced Morphing Potions. No, the money is actually in the drinks industry. The Ruki wanted to create a drink to rival the big brands, something that was more exciting than Neocola but was less disgusting than Achyfi. The Ruki felt he had finally achieved this ambition and was virtually sitting on a Neopoint jackpot...




Other Stories


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Snow Wars II Draftee: Chrysanthelithium's Epiphany
The only thing that seemed to hold any warmth was the intense fire in my teammates' eyes. This was what they lived for.

by luckyfishie

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Conversations With A Faerie
"Sure, you could use 'faerie' for a typical person of that description, but I'm not typical. I'm stronger, faster, meaner, and smarter than anything or anyone you could call a 'faerie'. I would like to be called a Warrior With Wings."

by esleyoga

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How to be a Neoslang Nerd
The word or phrase that you don't understand is what I like to call Neoslang, named because it's slang you use on Neopets.

by surfy_chick27

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A Little Further Up
The problem was that I had no goals.

by weaponstar

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Toilet Paper Scraps :: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
9 is a difficult number...

by friedcheekin

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The Story of a Wig -- Part 2
Unfortunately, sleek hair will frizz when the air is humid and wet...

by mythical_book



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