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Heroing How-To

While the Defenders of Neopia are unparalleled in their successes, it is not an easy job, and retirement often rolls around prematurely as superheroes find themselves incapable of putting up with the strenuous barrage of radioactive emissions, fireballs, electric shocks, and corny puns thrown at them by villains. The Defenders are always looking for brave new recruits to take on the mask and mantle of a hero. The first step towards an illustrious position...

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Heroing How-To
The Defenders are always looking for brave new recruits to take on the mask and mantle of a hero.

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