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Issue: 243 | 9th day of Relaxing, Y8 |
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 | More Like Saffron: Part One"I feel that I now have enough neopoints to support another member of the family." She paused for dramatic effect. "I am going to get another pet!"
by rainpaint |  | My Vacation: Part OneI'm not waterproof, Eyrie-proof, non-gravity-proof,
Grundo-proof, or Mystic-proof. Nope. That is why when my owner, Jeanie, decided
it was time for a vacation, my world turned upside down!
by jeanaet |  | Behind the Forbidden Door: Part OneA moment later the screen was filled by the squint-eyed face
of an alien Aisha, who did his best to subdue the trembling in his paws. "So,
Flingon," Sloth purred...
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Find Your Forte
It's Saturday, and raining outside. Homework finished, you're lounging in your desk chair, staring at your user lookup. Unpainted, non-rare pets, no HTML, barely any secret avatars, and no trophies. "How do I make it better?" you say aloud, not caring if anyone hears you. Well, here it is, a guide to finding out what you want to do with your account!
Other Stories
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 Pretzel
Mum didn't even look up from the book she was
reading, sprawled on the bed with candy wrappers littered all over the bed.
"More chocolate pretzels." Sana let out a little sigh...
by lightninglover34 |
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Finding Your Forte
Well, here it is, a guide to finding out what you want to do with your account!
As the title says, this is for finding your forte on Neopets and exercising
it to the extreme.
by spidrgrrl2004 |
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 Deserted Guilds?
Of course, if there aren't any members, nobody will join your conversation
on the Message Board and nobody will participate in nice things you set up in your guild...
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