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The Secret to Apple Bobbing

Today was a good day for apple bobbing. The warm summer weather had transitioned into the first bitter chill of autumn, and the change in season brought with it a fresh batch of tourists.

by dragonair23
Wish-Granting

Skyleur had spent a long time as a star, floating in the void above Neopia, watching history turn without her.

by phadalusfish
 
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"The Best Prank of All" by spukl1
On the eve of King Skarl’s Masquerade Ball, the Blumaroo Court Jester prepares for his shining moment. He lays out his jester costume, making sure his bells are all sewn on tight and none of his patches are fraying. Day after day this jester toils away day and night, attempting to make King Skarl laugh. He rarely succeeds, but then who does? However, on the day of King Skarl’s Masquerade Ball he changes tactics from jokes to pranks around Neopia. King Skarl’s Masquerade Ball is his holiday and King Skarl expects him to go above and beyond, topping all of his previous performances. King Skarl’s Masquerade Ball is more work than any other day of the year, but he is rewarded with piles of Neopoints, unlimited bowls of Gruel and most importantly a chorus of laughs from all of Meridell’s finest on this special day. He recalls his first Masquerade Ball working for King Skarl, where his iconic line came to be: “What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?”, the jester’s confidence soared that day since that simple line was all it took that initial year to have King Skarl cackling but since then the jester has needed to step up his game.




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The Queen Family: Dark Connections
Daydream the Faerie Bori stared at the approaching shores of the Kiko Lake outskirts from the deck of the ferry they took from the Brightvale outskirts.

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The Story of Rory
Rory poured over his sewing machine, working on his last finishing touches of his new spectral garb. He had spent hours working on his Halloween costume, gearing up for the new spooky season.

by endisnigh

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Jhudora's Public Service Announcement
Why YOU (Yes, YOU) Should Join MY Team for This Year's Faerie Festival***Cue ominous music...

by notooryous

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Top 10 Mutant Neopet Colours
If there's one thing we all love, it's new colours. But one colour a lot of Neopians never think about is Mutant. It's not hard to see why; Mutants were created by Dr. Sloth, and no one wants to be associated with him.

by supert_2

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Royal Pain: Faerie Festival
Jhudora asserts her dominance as the superior faerie

by winner19955

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Volunteers
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