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Play with Clay

Well, they could make pottery with it....

Also by tizzlestix

by msjanny

Trouble in Paradise: Comic

Who doesn't love puns?

by chasing_stars44
Scroll Of The Wise: Part 4

"This has been a public service announcement."

by fourin
Dieter: The Hungry Polarchuck

We all know him from Snowmuncher: Dieter the polarchuck. But what happens if he eats to fast?

Also by strandbikini

by kuschelalarm

Eclectic Antics: Hoarders Edition

Remember to clean out your safety deposit box regularly! (Please.)

by amarettoball
What Happens When Pirates Are Bored

Apparently, Captain Scarblade and his crew have too much free time...

by teamchao466
Spooky Petpets Are Not For Everyone!

Some pets just don't love spooky little friends.

by sara1elo
Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 3

It's not the National Neopian bank, it's just some shop in a weird mushroom shaped building.

by june_scarlet
An Odd Conversation

With age comes wisdom...well.... sometimes.

by dizziedino
Neopets' Logic

That makes sense...

Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

The Damage Of Trudy's Surprise!

There Goes My Bottle Of Sand...

by mustikeuh121
Oopsy Daisy!

Petpets and potions might not be such a good combination.

by _clement_
Perspective

That's all?!

by emeny_neo
Fruit Lupe

It's healthy! Right?

by aisha_painter119
Normal is Boring

Meet the Family!

by alexatina
Beauty Stinks!

Read the label.

by cherokee165
Pirate Problems - One Size Fits ... Most?

Um, maybe you should upgrade?

by squawkies
The Joy of Being a Labrat

Nooooo!

Also by horsecrazyirishgirl

by kadfisch

Outings With Grandma

Adventures in Neopia with Grandma Mynci

by underlye
Faerie Droppings - Soup

Nooooo!

by applefaerie99
Dull Battle Quills

The pie always goes first.

by tulituli9025
Anniversary - Part 5

Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place.

by caylista
Reason Behind The Name

It all makes sense now

Also by wowlame

by roxanna203

The Adventures of Kad and Drooly: Part 1

This may have been a mistake.

by iciclefaerie05
Neocity

They're just so lifelike, sometimes...

by wiley1080
Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Outtake

Those reflexes need work.

Also by bha288.

by mandypandy667

A Spooky Halloween: Part 3

Safety first!

by ghostkomorichu
Blossoms~ Retry End

In the dead of the night...

by twillieblossom
 
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High Score Guide to “Typing Terror"



I’ve always loved typing games. There is something about being able to type extremely fast and with great accuracy that makes me excited. I've definitely enjoyed how challenging this game can me and like many of you, one of my wishes is to someday get a first place trophy in Typing Terror. So, after countless games and research, I’ve come to learn a couple of tricks about this game that will help you get a high score and today, I’ve decided to share these with you. Let's get started!



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A Rigged Game
If you have illicit goods or services to offer, then Krawk Island is where you want to be. Everyone knows that, of course - pirates made the island famous, and they keep it famous too. There are plenty of famous pirates: Captain Dread, Garin, Captain Scarblade... The list goes on. Grimtooth never thought of himself as a pirate before he travelled to Krawk Island.

by darthmagic

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All That Jazz
Brian was disappointed. His neighborhood's Weewoo had not yet delivered the day's Neopian Times issue, twenty minutes after he usually came. Brian had wanted to get a jump on the day, but he couldn't if he was waiting on the post carrier.

by azienskieth

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Character Re-Introductions: Zargrold (The COOL)
In Character Re-Introductions I interview an already established character who had recently came back to everyone's attention. This time I'm interviewing the Grundo Gormball player that had recently won his second Annual Gormball Championship: Zargrold, also known as Zargrold the COOL.

by pikachu315111

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Customising your Pteri for Special Occasions
Get your Pteri ready for special occasions!

Also by lute248

by sky_lady


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And Then There Was Silence: Part Two
Apsy and Ember are completely lost. t's been at least an hour since the two left the burrows, and, though Apsy had managed to identify which direction was southwest using her natural affinity for recognising the position of Kreludor and its surrounding stars, the king must have either misdirected them or understated exactly how far away the crypts were.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Adventures Aren't Just in Books: Part Five
I lean over Albert’s shoulder, trying to get a glimpse at what he is looking at. I only see a few words before he turns around and glares at me: “You’re blocking my light.”

by kitstar1



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