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Issue: 456 | 13th day of Hiding, Y12

Comics

	The Pursuit of Randomness - Part 6 of 7 They nauseate us. Script by sk8zac by moonflwr786
	The Haunt Of Howl Hall, Part 9 It's not every day you meet a helpful Jetsam. by buizelmaniac
	Food for All- Last Dish He won't come. by maiinoki
	Kadoatie Mishap: Part 1 of 2 A plushie kadoatie and a plushie kadoatie plushie?! That's a mishap waiting to happen!!! by purplebee2000
	Another Sleepless Night This is just an example of the nightmares Miku has from time to time... by leetmango
	Zombies Just Want to Be Loved... (: by g_mmmonster
	The Floating Islanders- Charlie Pt.2 Looks like Charlie is going to need a few adjustments... by yankeesrule244444456
	Chokatotic Seriously... that's where you are going with this?? by lilbluespoons
	Amikarashui #16 Meteor, right? by bluecloud300
	Scrutiny - Smile! Turn that frown(y) upside down(y)~ by the_ash_groves
	Revenge! Bwahahahaha! by randomstuffisfunny
	AFK Gamers You can't tell a joke yet!! by kukyomisimi
	Completely Smart I'm hungry! Also by weaslefang_ by ms_meepit
	Grayscale It's a fun and slightly disturbing fact! by kittycutie594
	Robot & Robot #1 Make sure to greet the neighbors! by blublah81
	Unseen Footage #4 And welcome back to Kreludor... by princess__neo277
	Must... Fetch... Neopets! Something has happened! by starishblue
	Faerie Tales - Lab Ray I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job or anything... but... by rhiannonmalia
	Great Expectations Is it really "free" if he takes 400 NP each time? by potterphileemily
	Staying in Shape Eating. by rinoamog
	Foolproof Yeah, right. by animal_lover_0808
	Just Plain Crazy Put that jelly cone down! by saiyukii
	Statues Weewoos perch on just about any place they can find... by smashedskies
	The Haystack The only time they don't say "ugg, ugg" in Tyrannia is... by nyaokku_han
	Fashion Issue - The Complaining Oops... Mipsy's wand needs a little repair. Also by sheik_93 by eusoueu_6
	Altador Cup Follies - I Found Ilsa Hey Guys! I Found Ilsa! by bolddrake
	O.M.G. I'm M.S.P: The Alien Its disguise is FLAWLESS. O__O by shamaela
	Random Events ...not just a simple hello. by dusty
	Awesomesauce - The Golden Pteri None of your neopets are Pteris so he just flies away. by i_rawr_wafflez
	Freak-out - Breaking the Habit, Part Two We're going to use the best technique known to Neopets. by ichigostars
	Powdered Sugar (2) SAVE NIGEL! by foxity
	Neopian Neophyte Robots will be robots... by leedom111
	Work in Progress 3 - Saving the Wheels Step right up! by gammock
	Balloon Bother The downside to the new wearable. by agentwerehog
	Bonju Blues #1 Poor guy can't get any peace... by 1992jk1995
	OBVE: Croy's Experience Nah, I just got this pic. by bluerang1
	Style Showdown Envy Sugar and Spice, and Sibling Rivalry! by bluelightening

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Reach Your Goals

"My goals are expensive, but I can only earn Neopoints playing games! I feel like I'm never going to reach my goals, so I keep on giving them up. I need help staying motivated!" Now how many times has that thought crossed your mind? Far too many times like it has for me? Calm down, there is help to find. I am here to list three simple steps for you to follow that will make it easier for you to save those elusive Neopoints and reach your goal...

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Pizzaroo Tune
It was... silent. By silent, I mean that weird silence that occurs when it seems like you don't know what to say, and the other person looks far from willing to speak up as well.

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The Great Apostrophe
Once upon a time there was a little Bloop; his name was Apostrophe.

Also by kimmyfied

by depraving

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Old vs New: Which Game is For You? Part II
This week, we are going to take a look at Kau Korral vs Extreme Herder vs Extreme Herder II, Ice Caves vs Faerie Caves vs Faerie Caves II – Fyora's Quest, and Nimmo's Pond vs Nimmos Pond.

by lakefox

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How To Cook: A Guide for Pets
Lapandine, master chef, is here to save your taste buds.

by preencessno

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Zeke's Gift: Part Four
"Corrie, Corrie, wake up!" he exclaimed, but his voice surprisingly soft. "Wake up! I have important news, very important news!"

by corygirl200

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Beauty and the Xweetoks: Part Three
"How do you control a five-year-old Usul who wants to ruin your life?"

by st83_star174

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