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Issue: 241 | 26th day of Hunting, Y8

Comics

	Unhinged What's the point? by sharkies
	Superpetz An usuki sale......? by bluberrie3
	A Day in Kiko Lake What a lovely day... by rose_cel
	The Mysterious Symol Hole Let's go over the plan again. Story by _tsura_ by frayedknot
	Lesson 272: SuAP What items are most effective in the Battledome? by _mauwie_
	Happy Birthday!! I guess that's why they say, "Look before you leap." by yanelis02
	Cooked? I feel so dizzy... by nightakira
	Squirrilia's Pages: Cheating This game cheats..... by accasperberry3
	The Neopals This soda rocks! What is it? by roxanne_vergara99
	Been There, Done That! Breaking news! Art by mara_s by dittomania
	The (Mis)Adventures of Gore Never play dress-up when your brother is home. Written by anjie by chivo
	Operation Zafara This comic is brought to you by the "Forever Zafaras" Guild and is part of a series about the mischievous Neopets! by x_marks_the_spot
	Questionable Taste I hear you're scared of puppets. Icon drawn by lightningryu by anti_doirn
	Land of Pacman Who will save the poor rock? by pacmanite
	Cracked Up Stone Snowballs? by cnegri33
	Summer's Escapades A dragon flies past overhead. Plot by ttropicalgurl by nirvanaxd
	Kauvara's Magic Shop Restocking has never been so painful. by xlaq
	Xwee-Talk Hate is such a strong word. by saphijaze
	Haunted The dangers of some food. by hauntedheroine
	Crunchy in Milk Save me! by koji_phoenix
	Sticky Situation Once upon a time... Drawn by glowing_banana by drewcr2525
	Lord of the Lost! Rainbow Gun! Yes!! by gliderames
	Daily Neopian Mischief WEEE!... YAY! by kitty33133
	Slinky Says... Wakey wakey. by macabreinside
	Something Has Happened 3.0 Don't you just love those last 15 minutes on the Beauty Contest boards? Xarkac does... by ravenatore
	The Cybunny of the Silence The treasure of the lost city... by castor112010
	Trapped The mysterious thief makes sure that he wasn't heard... by ssjelitegirl
	Today in Neopia Not the rock icon again! by eyeslikestars
	Neocraze Balloons are dangerous! by elise24770
	Better Pay That Bill... VZZT. Art by lusethkinabaki by _china_girl_
	Art of Randomness #2: And THAT is why some Pets Glow Caution: Hazardous material. by flippyflop771
	Spoonful of Morals The evils of Tyrannian Quiggles... by seiya_from_ashes
	Koi Tastic! Koi Day today! Come party! by ashamingly
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Draco Debacle Part 10 by the_darkjedi
	Koi Will Be Koi A Koi's greatest fear: the toilet... by blumaroocrazy21

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Whack a Windfall

Have you ever really wanted to get the Whack-A-Kass trophy, but can't seem to score 1,000 points or higher? How about in Better Than You, and you just can't seem to score the correct score for the trophy and neopoints? Well, my friend, that's why I am here to help you! Okay. Let's start out with some basic hints...

Other Stories

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Unlikely Events
All was the same, untouched by the ravages of time, until a shape appeared in the far reaches of the desert, a mere black speck, silhouetted against the sun...

by regle_de_tous

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Lost Desert Chronicles: The Friendship
Thinking of the stories of treasure in the Lost Desert, a land he had heard of but never seen, he steered his boat toward it...

by catsrcool41

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Whack-A-Kass Game Guide
Let's start out with some basic hints. The best time to whack Kass is when the meter/second is at seven, eight, or nine.

by fallenxfaithz

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Kois and Peophins: Long Lost Siblings?
One wonder of Neopia is the similarity (yet with fierce differences) between two of the most popular Neopets species: Koi and Peophins. There are rumors that the two are distant relatives.

by lassie_nikki

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The Five Sacred Stones of Geraptiku: Part Six
The next morning, I decided to return to Geraptiku. I had to see it again...

by dan4884

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A Quest Unlike Any Other: Part Two
"Hey, TC," he called. "Is it still okay for me to go to the Lost Desert today? I really want to try my luck on the Fruit Machine. And visit Qasala, and-"

by toffee_choc

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