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Issue: 210 | 30th day of Gathering, Y7

Comics

	Plushie of Prosperity? wink by lauren_nina613
	Someone You'd Never Disown Awww! They love each other! by teh_luckster
	Misfits That hit the spot! by cannonsmbt
	Ai Yi Aisha You've got to be kidding... by yami13331
	Scaredy Tomato AHHHHHHHHHHH! by jazzyshizzle
	Kinky - The Strange Powers of the Turnali Frederick's eyes glow purple by raya_foxfire
	Cool Gifts Come... In Small Packets! Hooray! Art by meganium94 by pokemon_lunatic
	Living in Neopia! NEVER ask Sloth if you can have something... by sensuke
	Yummie Have your cake and eat it too. O_o by linnipooh
	Hagan's Heroics Keep it down! Also by confuzerated by sunset_rose285
	Lost... in the Tombs! Please be sure to direct any tomb related frustrations to the "Whack-a-Staff" area. by frogcooke
	As Much as a Bori Can Take The best things in life are free. by kudou
	Bad Carma Who likes puns? by armadi
	Play with Troggops & Relamus Sandy..... by gelertloverrrr
	ER Dilemma: Spun Out Many strange things are popping in at the Neopian Central Hospital....what could it mean? Art by fetedieu by seadra_princess
	Powder Guess what! by xxstreamfaeriexx
	Race Stalling Wow! by plaquenil
	Disturbeded So what if he tried to eat Fyora? by disturbeded_banana
	Lost Faerieland A little too lifelike, maybe... by fuzzykitty304
	Adventures of a Musketeer Usul So, what's it like to be a fire pet? Art by zero_is_mah_hero by johnandadam
	Cheeseroller Challenge The disadvantage of being a PEA... Story by filipino2582 by x_b0b0_x
	.Sanity.Is.Overrated. Pile of Sand Insanity!!! by blondie_chick101
	No n00bs is good n00bs Buried in a pile of scarabs? by summerschilde
	Neopian Neophyte Ph34r the chicken! :O by leedom111
	Dragon Inn Chronicles A little help here please... by dragonwind456
	The Neopian Ranger That poor Ghost Lupe gets no respect... by dragonthecat
	Korbat Comedy He's crazy... by kougra__master
	Parties and Clouds = O.O Why you rarely see parties in Faerieland... by plushiemon
	Poor Tombola Guy! Maybe you should let your pets buy what they want. by linds4y
	Petpet Battles To the rescue! by aimeilee
	Kadoatie Troubles Here you go, kitty! Art by nu_sp33dmetal by choco_strawberries
	Faux Pas I hope, for the sake of everyone, that it isn't true. by almostmaybe
	Sound Effects Happy birthday! by white_draigon

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"The Scratchcard" by tamia_silverwing
"Yes, you'll never believe what I managed to do -- it was hardly my fault, but in any case, the problem must be fixed," she babbled on, steering the Wocky to a back corner of the stall like a proud owner parading a dumbfounded petpet. There she proceeded to...

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Big Brother Blues Two
It had been about two years since I had lost my younger brother, Twilight. He was a young, slightly annoying baby Gelert. I got annoyed with him, and my owner noticed, and felt the same way. But my owner got so angry with him that eventually, she left him at the pound...

by kia_shadow

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The Great Turmaculus
That morning, the earth faerie, Illusen, was strolling on the Meridell hills, breathing in the crisp morning air...

by ilovehyrule

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An Interview With a Game Hero: a Certain Alien Aisha
There’s a certain new game called Magma Blaster that, while being a very fun game with good payout, leaves many things unanswered. I decided to see if I could find out some inside information straight from the game’s own hero, an Alien Aisha.

by nut862

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Garden Rooms are for Wimps! ;)
This article is meant to inspire other "garden-challenged" neohomers in alternative methods to bringing the outdoors in and vice versa. :)

by tyleraapje

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The Jackals of Sakhmet- Kasha's Plot: Part One
There was nothing pleasant about the vast desert lands of the Lost Desert. It was always scorching hot and the setting sun would blind you with its blazing rays...

by arrielle5

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Traded Turdle - Part One
Neopets sat at the bleachers, waving flags and pointing down into the circle. Five Turdles were being placed into the center. Skarl could almost hear the crowd's excitement by the looks on their faces...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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