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How to Earn at Least 50,000 Neopoints a Day!

Here’s a little guide for new or returning users that might help you build up those bank accounts a bit faster than usual!

by _celesteroids_
Failing Foods of Brightvale University

When in doubt, don't eat it.

by parody_ham
Cosying this Winter with the Xweetoks

As Christmas draws near, let us take a moment to appreciate the family and friends around us! collab with masters_united & _arkham_asylum_

by breakeven
A Sonnet of Samrin: Extreme Herder

So, you want the Extreme Herder avatar, Eh?

by honorrolle
 
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"Give and Take" by jaydeed
High in the mountains, safe in his cave, the Snowager stirred restlessly on his bed of treasure, waking from a deep sleep. What had disturbed him? Naughty Neopians sneaking in to steal his precious items? He'd blast them! They woke him constantly, tiptoeing or flying in, snatching neggs, books, even weapons from the vast hoard he'd worked so hard to collect. Why just yesterday he'd blasted the same Bruce twice! No respect for him at all. He needed to get tougher with them. Maybe set up better defences. Icicles that fall on command, or possibly a device to hurl snowballs at any intruders. Maybe Donny could take a break from mending toys and build him something. Grumpy old so-and-so though…




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Give and Take
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