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The Last Of Your Neo Neuroses!

've written 2 articles in the past all about our Neopets neuroses, and I think it's about time I wrote a third! To do this, I went to the Neoboards and asked the players there, What are your weird neuroses, things that are unique to this site?

by indulgences
Leaves - Don't Just Leave Them!

Autumn is upon us and every self-respecting neohome owner will spend a great deal of their time raking up the fallen leaves. Yes, they'll be gathering leaves in this, the month of Gathering!

by tallydepp
Your Horoscope For The Month of Gathering

A little Altadorian insight for your late summer.

by bizniscorg
Erin's Extreme Avatar Guide: Meepit Juice Break

One of the last game avatars I ever received was Meepit Juice Break. MJB is a complicated puzzle game that requires speed, critical thinking, and a lot of strategy

by krazypinkgurl
 
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"Quiggles Plus" by edawg202
"What do we do?” said the orange Grundo, "Sloth will soon be here with his evil ship of doom. "We must save our son," said her husband. So he sneaks him onto a freighter (which doesn't take passengers) off of Grundor. An hour after, Sloth arrives and Grundor is no more. When the freighter arrives, the captain finds the baby Grundo eating his turnips. He's furious. He takes the baby with him, to the market in Meridell, then on to the rubbish heap to dump the half eaten turnips and leaves the youngster there. While haphazardly crawling about the disgusting piles of junk, he comes across a blue Quiggle morphing potion. He drinks it, and turns into a Quiggle. The dump keeper finds him, and gives him Samrin to raise. Samrin takes good care of him, raises him as a shepherd, his only other friends being the petpets and the occasional visit from Baby Aibo. He spends much time in the fields, and it is here that he learns to...fly. The blue Quiggle, who shall be known simply as Ichiban, was becoming known throughout Meridell. Finally, when Ichiban was full grown, Skarl comes to him and says "Ichi, boy, its a great big world. Go out and see it." Skarl then shoves him across the border. After flying for a while, he is looking for a place to spend the night. He looks down, and sees a Blumaroo coming out of a coffin. "I'll keep going," he thinks. Around dawn, weary from flight, he crashes through a window in Neopia Central "Master Niban, there is a blue Quiggle sleeping on the floor. Shall I remove him?" "Wait a minute, Rooves, how'd he get in?" "Through the window." "But we're three stories up. Lets wake him and ask." The Neopian millionaire and his butler move Ichiban to a guest bedroom. He comes to in six hours. "So," Niban asks nonchalantly, "how'd you get here?"




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Introspection of the Misunderstood
The sky shines bright blue today, clear enough that you can almost see to the heavens above. From down here, one can only imagine the vastness of space, of what lies beyond, out of reach from all but the most intrepid.

by mucka33

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Quiggles Plus
When the freighter arrives, the captain finds the baby Grundo eating his turnips. He's furious. He takes the baby with him, to the market in Meridell, then on to the rubbish heap to dump the half eaten turnips and leaves the youngster there.

by edawg202

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Desert Requiem: Part Eleven
Once upon a time, he thought that there could be no greater tragedy than that of a city whose entire inhabitants had been transformed into freaks overnight. That was before he discovered the solitude of being the only one in the city who was a freak.

by kalnya

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Amnesiacs: Part Five
The Korbat and I walked through the winding hallways of the building - base, was what the Korbat said. I navigated it like I had for all of my life. It was almost routine for me.

by chasing_stars44

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A Hero's Reward
This is what I get for saving the world?

Also by sanamm

by admonisher


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The Insanity Clause
'Board' yet? I.C. is, and he's playing with titles!

by xmasplush



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