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How to Play NQI and NQII Without Losing Your Mind

A list of tips to prevent you from becoming as crazy as Mr. Insane while adventuring in the Neoquest world.

by bha288
Trophies FAQ

I've seen a lot of people asking about the same thing in the games board so I decided to take note of the most frequently asked questions about trophies.

by nicanorduarte
Winning the Game: A Guide to Key Quest Mini Games

Mini games are an incredibly important factor in the outcome of any Key Quest game...

by finally_kitkat
Neopia's Spiciest Foods

Almost all food shops and restaurants in Neopia offer spicy food for those gourmet eaters willing enough to try some tongue burners...

by darkobsession
10 Tips on How to Properly Customize Your Neopets!

Customizing your Neopets can be a daunting task. There are so many wearable items out there!

by jmt_1992
What is the Plural Form of Mootix, Anyway?

"A Habitarium? But I don't own one of those. Don't they require petpetpets? Those are expensive!"

by pancakesatthedisco
Towards an Ethical Neopian Diet

I'm a pet just like you, and I want to talk to you about what's on your plate.

by gyda37
A Guide for Effective Neomail Applications

Keeping it brief is the name of the game when it comes to neomail applications.

by paws265
 
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"Scared Owner and Her Brave Wocky vs the Battledome" by wolfgirl764
I still remember the first time I held Foxie. He was small then, and blue, and adorably fluffy all curled up in my arms. It was love at first sight. I held him as we entered Neopia together, both of us awed by this new world. And I looked down at him then and knew we would accomplish great things. Okay, maybe not...




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The Chosen One
It was dark, that she could tell, but as she tried to reach up to touch her face but the whispers and gasps that followed made her freeze. There were other people? Why couldn't she see them?

by calliegraphy

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Snowflakes
Knock knock.

"Mrikuni?"

Silence. The words hung in the empty air like snowflakes on an updraft, echoing lightly down the halls.

by miharu_mizuneko


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It Takes a Thief: Part Nine
Hanso was typically honest with himself, even when he was lying to everyone else. It tended to keep him from doing things that he'd view as stupid later.

by saphira_27

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One Way: Part Six
When I woke up, Faith was sitting cross-legged right front of me. My mind was thick with sleep. But when my eyes met her face, I yelped and sat up.

by ellbot1998

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Random Oddness
Some people think Fractalz is the smart one: this isn't always true.

by mistyqee

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The Unfortunate Little Snowball
All he wanted was some respect...

by piefly2



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