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	Eating Healthy in a Not So Healthy Neopia Health Food Quiggle: No! There's no secret! It is almost all common sense - just eat a balanced diet. by koitlumm
	Wanna Be Funny? You have probably been submitting funny captions for a while, but have never been chosen. That, my friend, is the reason that fate brought you here today to read this article. by firon_silver343
	A Beginner's Guide to Trading Pets Make sense of the madness and hustle and bustle that is the trading game. by ashesviolet
	Gathows: Neopia's Forgotten Treasure We all have a characteristic star shaped marking on our foreheads, which makes us easily identifiable. This marking isn't just for looks; it serves a purpose. by ghost_spyder
	Well-Rounded Neopets Is your neopet really healthy? Many Neopians nowadays have lost the essence of caring for their pets. Also by noob by earthlingdreamz
	The Wonders of Neo Fungus Neopia couldn't be what it is today without this stuff. Why? Allow us to explain. Also by cibola by winslow_114
	A Neopian's Guide to 'Pound Surfing' Pound surfing is simply a name given to the process of searching the Pound for rare, high level and limited edition pets. by shuvininababa
	Jess's Guide to Guild Advertising I’m here to give you a couple of easy tips on successfully gaining members in your guild! by jessitude
	Food for the Frugal Tired of omelette day after day, after day, after day, after day, after- you get the idea. by doopingla
	Mysteries of Neopia Revealed Attack of Neopian amatuer home video... oh wait, nevermind; that's the Neovision. by argetl
	Stage Frights! A Guide to Halloween Decor I'm going to let you in on my secrets to a spooktacular Halloween display that will knock the socks off all of your neighbours! by giggilogalmewmew

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Neo Fungus

The following word will cause one (or more!) of three reactions: a) Screams b) Hurl c) Death. What utterly horrible, squishy, slimy, terrifying thing could cause such reactions? None other but fungus, of course! When most people see or hear of fungus, a disgusting, moldy granny's bathtub comes to mind. And hey, we can't blame you for recalling these sickening images. But really... in the nick of its uber filthiness, Neopia couldn't be what it is today without this stuff. Why? Allow us to explain...

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