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 | Why the Snowager Should Be Your New Best FriendI know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “thesecondringbearer! If I were to pick a new best friend in Neopia, it wouldn’t be that grumpy old Snowager. It would be Queen Fyora: wise, benevolent, and practically all-knowing.”
by thesecondringbearer |  | Breaking News: Meridell Turns Grey!The Grey Curse. The mysterious pandemic that has been striking Neopians helpless across the world. You’ve seen the victims. The Grey colour, the miserable expressions, the droopy ears. (If they even have ears.) And now, the curse has infected neither a shopkeeper nor a daily: it’s taken Meridell itself.
by thronewarden |  | Ten Tastiest Stamp AlbumsHello, everyone! This is Pattie, the Pastel Grarrl with a palate! Gooblah the Grarrl is my idol and I hope to earn a gold trophy at the Gourmet Club someday.
by xdlugia_reborn |  | Summer Reading List to Beat The HeatSummer is finally here, which means lots of sun and time to relax by the beach with a good book!
by elphabaization |  | The Money Tree is Not a DumpIt’s the perfect summer day. There is a slight breeze blowing through Neopia Central, you just bought a plethora of new stamps, had a good meal at the Food Shop and are now gazing around to see what else you might do.
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"Barmy Breakfast" by betti666
Thuay was probably a bit too excited, all things considered. Today: what should be a day of rest before the next week of work. Tomorrow: The Barmy Breakfast! Which means that Thuay, Darigan Ixi, Editor in the Comics department of the Neopian Times, has a whole day ahead of her to construct her entry for the competition tomorrow. The upcoming event had been planned in for the first day of the working week this year and would see one of the Office's famous 'Barmy Breakfasts', where anyone from the various departments that contribute to the institution of the Neopian Times will be eligible compete to concoct the most unusual and over-the-top culinary creations. Everyone competing would be expected to bring in their odd choices first thing and during the morning there would also be a tasting...
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