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Tangible Evidence that Coltzan is the Greatest King


by cibola

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While there are many sad tales in the history of Neopia, Coltzan’s story is one of true heartbreak. Even though he was poisoned at a banquet in his own palace (more on that later), Coltzan still brings great comfort and joy to all of Neopia. The great king once said, “I shall cower before no evil, and defend the virtue of my people against all enemies. Regardless of the outcome, at least I know that I have fought for a most noble cause." Now that’s a leader I want to root for. That’s a king I can see myself going to battle for!

     While he died many, many years ago, we still remember him daily. Coltzan’s Shrine is a must-see anytime you’re in the Lost Desert! But alas, we’re here to talk about the things we can see, hold close, and treasure - the items that remind us of his reign and power. In this article, we’ll be diving into those, but first, some back story.

     

Who is Coltzan?

     Many years ago, a great king named Coltzan III ruled over the Lost Desert. He was a beloved king, both stern and mighty yet also kind and full of wisdom. He had two loving daughters, Amira and Vyssa, who were both in line for the throne.

     Coltzan held a banquet in his palace, celebrating the defeat of Dr. Sloth, and invited multiple politicians to the great feast. Unfortunately, Coltzan was poisoned during the meal and fell to an untimely demise. While the culprit, Princess Sankara, was eventually caught, many citizens of Sakhmet were devastated by the loss. His youngest daughter, Vyssa, built an obelisk right outside the city in memoriam of her father.

     While the obelisk, known to us as Coltzan’s Shrine, is one of the primary ways we remember the fallen king, there are a number of other ways to honor him, including many items to collect and share! So without further ado, here it is: tangible evidence that Coltzan will forever and always be the greatest king.

     

      Things to Collect!

     Everyone loves to collect. Whether you start one and never finish it or are a completionist, collections are fun for all! Coltzan has a number of stamps, coins, and cards featuring our beloved King.

     Coltzan Stamp - A very rare and sought after stamp, this rarity 101 item was first released through the Lenny Conundrum to celebrate the 50th round. This stamp features a stunning photo of the late king. It is now part of the Creative Contest prize pool, so get your writing tool or paintbrush out and start being, well, creative!

     Holographic Coltzans Shrine Stamp - Another stamp for your Desert Stamp Album Page, this rarity 99 item can be purchased through the Neopian Post Office! It features the ghost of Coltzan watching over the obelisk dedicated to him.

     King Coltzan Coin - Even beyond the grave, Coltzan’s spirit remains a fan of collecting. If you’re lucky, you might find this coin buried in the sands surrounding Coltzan’s Shrine.

     Coltzans Shrine Coin - Not just one, but two coins can be found beneath the sands! Visit Coltzan’s Shrine today and try your luck.

     King Coltzan III - Any neodeck wouldn’t be complete without this card. Sporting a brilliant green back, this can be restocked at the Collectable Card Shop. The stunning art on the card is the perfect inspiration for other forms of art: paintings, cross stitch, and even tattoos!

     

      Ready for Battle!

     Make your pet even stronger with these battle items!

     Mask of Coltzan - Even Fyora holds Coltzan III in high regards. If you are able to locate the Hidden Tower, you can buy this mask from within its walls. It has both offensive and defensive powers, launching a fiery attack while protecting your pet from dark and earth based damage.

     Kings Lens - Coins aren’t the only thing you can find buried in the sands of the Shrine. This insanely rare lens packs a punch! It has the ability to reflect half of all earth, dark, and light damage!

     Shield of Coltzan - While visiting Sakhmet, be sure to check out the Battle Supplies Stall. You may find this shield for sale, which was developed by Coltzan to protect him and others from danger. Again, my kind of ruler!

     Coltzans Battle Sceptre - This super rare item can also be found at the Sakhmet Battle Supplies Stall, but only if you are extremely lucky! As a rarity 99 item, it’s not easy to come by!

     

      Let’s Spend Some NC

     Got some extra NC on your hands? Spend it on some great Coltzan-themed items!

     Reign of Coltzan Mystery Capsule - A capsule released with the NC mall, this mysterious capsule features items of both Coltzan and his two daughters. Whether you want to sport Coltzans Ceremonial Armour on your pet or if you want to honor the current reigning queen Amira with her Wedding Wig and Veil, this capsule is full of goodies!

     Coltzans Collectors Staff - This collectable staff was the 3rd NC item to be released in the Famous Dailies Collection.

     Usurper Mystery Capsule - This is a capsule which holds various items surrounding the Usurper Plot, which is the telling of how Coltzan met his demise.

     Coltzans Ghost - The main highlight from the Usurper Mystery Capsule, this haunting item features the ghost of Coltzan for your pet to wear!

     Coltzans Shrine New Years Background - Why not sport a festive background celebrating the new year that even has Coltzan’s Shrine decorated on it?

     

      Who Doesn't Love Toys!

     Your Neopet (or you) will love these Coltzan-themed toys that you can play with to remember the late, great king.

     Coltzan Plushie - Also buried near Coltzan’s Shrine, this stoic plushie shows Coltzan in his prime!

     Coltzan Usuki Doll - Even Usuki collectors can get in on the Coltzan fun! Add this heroic Usuki to your collection today, available at Usukiland.

     King Coltzan Kite - A toy that’s best played with on a windy day, this was a prize won from the Neopets Puzzle Adventure Video Game!

     Coltzans Ghost Plushie - Similar to the Coltzan Plushie, this cute little doll features Coltzan…just a little past his prime. It has a ghostly blue coloring, perfect for a hauntingly good time!

     Coltzan Balloon - Just like Coltzan floating around his shrine, you can have a balloon that floats around you! It also would be a great balloon for a round of keepy uppy! You can find this inside the Coltzans Shrine Trick-or-Treat Bag.

     

      Need a Good Read?

     Coltzan Book - Want to know more about Coltzan and his story? Snag a copy at the Magical Bookshop and become an expert on all things Coltzan!

     Coltzans Last Words - When you’re around Coltzan’s Shrine, you may stumble across this scroll. Give it a read to know what true greatness says when his time has come.

     Royal Proclamations of Coltzan Vol. 13 - What kind of rules did Coltzan make? What kind of ruler was he? These proclamations will give you a clue!

     

      Yummy goodies!

     Coltzan Candy - If Coltzans Ghost is your favourite version of Coltzan, this Tchea-flavored candy is perfect for you! Find it at the Chocolate Factory.

     Coltzan Negg - Neggs are delicious but also make for great collections. This one is painted like the late King Coltzan, showing how regal he is even in Negg form. Pick one of these up at the Neopian Fresh Foods shop.

     Ancient Sakhmetian Bread of Coltzan III - Want to eat like Coltzan? Stop by the Lost Desert Foods shop and grab one of these rolled breads, made in the same way it was made for Coltzan.

     King Coltzans Poisoned Meal - You will definitely find better items in the Coltzans Shrine Trick-or-Treat Bag, but this is a piece of history. Please do not eat it.

     

      House Decorations!

     House feeling a little dull? Spruce it up with these at home Coltzan decorations.

     Coltzans Shrine Stained Glass Window - Coltzan’s legacy is known even as far as Brightvale! You’ll find this beautiful piece of art at the Brightvale Glaziers. Add it to your entryway door as a way to honor one of the best.

     King Coltzan Coasters - No one wants rings on their coffee tables, so grab a set of these coasters at Osiri's Pottery next time you’re there!

     Lost Desert King Coltzan III Mirror - When you look into this mirror, you can see yourself as a king, just like King Coltzan.

     Lost Desert King Coltzan III Sofa - Sporting colors of King Coltzan and the Lost Desert around him, this sofa will spice up any living area.

     

      Let's Play Dress Up!

     And finally, does your Lupe need a new look? Why not model it after one of Neopia’s Greatest Heros! The full Coltzan fit is available at Unis Clothing Shop. Make sure you don’t miss a piece! You’ll need a King Coltzan Lupe Crown, King Coltzan Lupe Eye Markings, King Coltzan Lupe Golden Bracers, a King Coltzan Lupe Belted Skirt, and a King Coltzan Lupe Tunic.

     While the great king may only be with us in spirit now, we can still hold onto his legacy through these fantastic items. This list of items is long because Coltzan was a good one - a gentle ruler who defended the weak and fought with honor until his last breath. I hope, by the time you reach the bottom of this list, you’ll agree with me that Coltzan is, without a doubt, the greatest king.

 
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