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Breaking News: Part One

"Do you think you could set up another Expellibox conduit in Neopia Central?"

by herdygerdy
Stolen Spotlight: Part One

"Here's to the greatest thief of all time!" a voice called out from inside. "Please give it up for the one, the only, the fantastic Pant Devil!"

by wigglyfish
Vonde and the Mutant Yooyu Conspiracy: Part One

At first, nobody noticed... except for Vonde Cayle, since he was the one who had to score with the cursed things. He was sure of it, the Mutant Yooyus were up to something.

by hellehond
 
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The Appeal of Mutations



If a Neopet with two eyes is considered cute, doesn't it seem fitting that a Neopet with three eyes would be even cuter? How about an extra tongue? Flesh that's been scrubbed SO thoroughly clean that it literally fell off the bone? Yes, there is nothing more aesthetically pleasing than Mutant Neopets. What's this? You don't find these wonderful creatures appealing? WHAT?! You believe they're REPULSIVE? Oh dear, it's clear that you've been mislead by the conformist Neopians that are determined to be stuck in the past. You know; red, blue, green and yellow? I have news for you, dear friend, we are now in the present...



Other Stories


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Perfect Horizons
No, thank you. I rather like it here. Scenic in a way you can't find in Faerieland, overflowing with star struck tourists.

by aurorapearl

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From Above the Dull Clouds
A rumor is a rumor; preparing for the worst will never help.

by tanzanite800

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Old vs New: Which Game is For You? Part IV
This week my pets and I decided to head to Tyrannia...

by lakefox

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Managing Mutants
Before your pet downs that nasty concoction, you should find out if you and your neopets could manage a mutant.

by neom_777

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The Floating Islanders - Mutants
New thumbnail!!! HOORAY!! And happy Mutant Day as well :D

by yankeesrule244444456

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Paper Trail
RAWR! Me Hungry!

by discowhale



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