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The Appeal of Mutations
If a Neopet with two eyes is considered cute, doesn't it seem fitting that a Neopet with three eyes would be even cuter? How about an extra tongue? Flesh that's been scrubbed SO thoroughly clean that it literally fell off the bone? Yes, there is nothing more aesthetically pleasing than Mutant Neopets. What's this? You don't find these wonderful creatures appealing? WHAT?! You believe they're REPULSIVE? Oh dear, it's clear that you've been mislead by the conformist Neopians that are determined to be stuck in the past. You know; red, blue, green and yellow? I have news for you, dear friend, we are now in the present...
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Perfect Horizons No, thank you. I rather like it here. Scenic in a way you can't find in Faerieland, overflowing with star struck tourists.
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Managing Mutants Before your pet downs that nasty concoction, you should find out if you and your neopets could manage a mutant.
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