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A Walk in the Woods - Part 1

"The clock said five thirty in the morning, and the sun was just beginning to wake up at the edge of the Haunted Woods. It was going to be a great day!"

by cyber1ofkakoradesert
And Time Stood Still - Part 1

“You’re burning up,” Lydia told her Uni, her hand resting just beneath the Uni’s horn.

by kaitlinhoneybee
 
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"Scroll of the Fool" by cazcazig
Leigume, the Woodland Mynci had spent months studying the six elements of Neojutsu. As the son of a trickster, he kept the Scroll of the Fool with him at all times. This parchment was developed in Brightvale and contained instructions for an ancient step known as "The Mote Dance". However, the manuscript not only inspired one's footwork but also influenced thoughts of mischief.




Other Stories


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Bandy- A Bori story about finding home
A lost Bori finds a new home

by rkbear

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The Secret Origin of Magical Chia Pops
This is the secret origin story of how magical chia pops were created.

by purplekat20

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Chocolate-y Petpets That Are Too Cute to Eat!
"The Annual Chocolate Ball is underway, so I thought it was a good time to take a look at all the Chocolate Petpets out there and list my personal top 10 favourites."

by lunafaeire

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Gambling to Become a Neopian Millionaire!
"There are so many ways to gamble on Neopets! From betting in Food Club to opening mystery bags, there are tons of ways to get rich quick! In this article, I will lay out some of my favourite and more profitable ways to gamble your Neopoints!"

by midnightsmores

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Completely Smart - Jokes
The NT trophy is e v e r y t h i n g

by ms_meepit

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The Meridell Rubbish Dump
You gotta be quicker than that! collab with eiligr and mgrytsay

by noelia_pets



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