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	5 Ways To Use Your Fountain Faerie Quest She lazes around her Fountain all day, waiting for a kind Neopian to come by. When they do, she asks them to find her the item she has lost. Delight spreads across the lucky Neopian's face as they race off for the item. by river_valley37
	Adoption: Pound Chat Version Here is a quick guide for anyone hoping to adopt a pet or just trying to familiarize themselves with the PC. by cheriipie
	Budget Weaponry You've got eight slots for your "set" and you want to have at least the following... by dusket
	Chronicles of a Scuffed-Up Battledome Pet Tips and lessons learned from our first war. by shusu_chan
	The Chomby Connoisseur – A Literary Guide A critic's list of the best Chomby-centric books Neopia has to offer, catering to the introverted herbivore. by valdeceit
	The 15 Best Colors to Paint Your Chomby! If you want to paint your new Chomby, but don't know what color, this may help! by patspocobars

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A Battledome Pet

I am many things– a first pet (eldest sounds so... old), once a Gelert, now a Koi, once Halloween, now Ice, once a Battledome neophyte, and now plunked in the middle of a Battledome plot. Before we go any further, we should say that we don't mind losing. Yes, we can hear all of you with perfect records slapping your foreheads and going Eww, gross! And that's okay; we fight for the thrill of it, not for the points. We're not trying to tell anybody how to do the 'dome, so please don't neomail us with better suggestions. We already know that we don't know what we're doing!

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