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A Slorg's Quest: Neopian Times 950

Buried in a comfy little bed of cushions and blankets a pink slorg, covered in heart-shaped spots, struggled to stay asleep as all sleepy creatures are wont to do... Collab with xxnovey

by seismicfury
All That Glitters Is Not Necessarily Golden

Exit Stage Left, Pursued by a S950 Kreludan Defender...

by pikapi20
950 Shades of Fire - A Party to Remember

A night of excitement awaits at the magnificent Presidential Palace hotel. Collab with _aragorn_

by nice_collector
950 Wishes

Weary Vera and her endearing daughter Lila spend the last of their savings at the Wishing Well... Collab with pandacat838

by milkshakes004
Marbles & Jewels.

Captain Scarblade goes on a little fishing expedition...

by coursework
Cocoabears, This Year's Best-selling Gift

A wintery petpet adventure! Collab with joanna_lewis

by kebicorn
Prisoner 950

Master vex encounters a vexing new prisoner...

by dudeiloled
The 950th Battle

Mako, a name that strikes fear into the hearts of his many adversaries, is a stalwart Grarrl and seasoned Battledome veteran... Collab with typlohisioh

by myncithemonkey
Dreaming of Song

The first dream was of a forest...

by jaudaran
 
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How to Love Your Old Neopian Times Work Again



With nine hundred and fifty issues in circulation, that can only mean one thing aside from there being so many Neopian Times issues: there are also so many stories, articles, and comics from various eras in the Times’ illustrious history. And many of them, dare I say, can be considered “old” at this point, having been published years or even decades ago to grace the pages of our beloved fill-in-the-blanks news source. With more people having dabbled in contributing to the Neopian Times for some reason or another ranging from feelings of accomplishment and self-actualization to wanting a shiny new trophy, or a little pixel animation you can flaunt on the Neoboards or whatever, more people have previous work they have submitted to the Times which have, whether they like it or not, aged. Sometimes it’s nice and nostalgic to thumb back through those pieces which have aged gracefully, but other times...



Other Stories


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95 Signs You’ve Been Addicted to Neopets Forever
If this sounds like you, then you might be addicted to Neopets without any sign of quitting!

by _brainchild_

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Weewoos, a History: Told Through the Caption Contest
You’ve seen articles about them, and how-tos, and care guides, but have you ever seen a historical chronicle of Weewoo appearances in the Caption Contest?

by _razcalz_

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For the Love of the Game
The penultimate chapter of For the Love of the Game!

by 77thbigby

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A Hero's Ballad: The Knightmare
The thrilling conclusion to A Hero's Ballad: The Knightmare!

by parody_ham

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A Hero's Journey: 950th Edition!
Rohane discovers what truly makes a hero. Collab with imperfectionists

by keau

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Dailies with Larvse and Chuckie! Special 950th!
Special Larvse and Chuckie for the 950th edition! Collab with instata!

by spinachs



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