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The Quiggle’s Quest

Quarkley the Quiggle was no cheat. Sure he liked to play Cheat, and of course he sometimes lied about which cards he was playing. That was the nature of the game, wasn’t it?

by quigglebaby
 
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What Even is that? 20 Strange Items in Neopia



Given how diverse and unique Neopians are, it’s wholly unsurprising that some of their inventions are equally as diverse and unique. Between decorating Neohomes and fighting opponents in the Battledome to preparing dinner parties and brushing up on the latest Neopian literature, there is certainly a benefit to having access to such a wide array of goods at our disposal. But some of these goods are truly beyond comprehension. Too often I find myself asking, “What even is that??” or “Why does this exist??” I frequently ponder how these items originated and what purposes they serve. I also wonder about the fates of their creators. And now, I’d like to share some of those oddities with you.



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A Statistical Look at the Neocola Machine
The Neocola Machine is well known for handing out many Dr. Sloth-themed booby prizes and occasionally releasing an ultra-valuable Transmogrification Potion, but just how likely are you to get each prize?

by purplehopper

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10 Avocado Items for the Avocado Lover!
Ah, the avocado. A green fruit containing a single, large pit. It is apparently a type of berry, but for the sake of things, we'll just call it a fruit. The flavor of the avocado is rather difficult to describe. Not exactly sweet, but not quite savory either... the avocado is truly the most unique fruit. From various foods, to beauty products, to other oddities, the avocado is a very diverse fruit that deserves to be celebrated!

by sparkgal

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The Princess and the Crook:Part Two
The second part of my journey ended without any trouble. Hugo’s ship landed on Mystery Island at sunset, and we slept at Jhuidah’s place.

by chlo26

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Lupe Pack Detectives-Copycat:Part Six
After days of preparation, which included ‘scouting’ reports from a couple of Neopian Times and Neopian Post Office deliverers and the Neohome Builders Association, we were ready for the battle.

by lupe_hunter_7

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Let's Play NQ2! A Difference in Perspective
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by snow_catt

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Lord Addington's Gourmet Society I
Good Afternoon

by welikedots



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