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Loneliness

When bonds are stretched, both sides often feel a yearning for one another.

by lux_aeterna1234
Good Karma

My name is Karma. I'm a yellow Blumaroo that's been living on Mystery Island my whole life. After losing a volleyball game on the beach one day to some older Myncies my sister told me I was weak and I should start training to build up some strength. I took it to heart.

by x_raynebow_x
Sword Fighting

"I'm not a guard, Brynn. I don't need to learn how to use those silly steel things!"

by melina322
Madeleine

Her name was Madeleine, for the cake.

by faerierainbow3
Memoirs of the Fallen: The Accidental Villain

The teachers there were used to screaming infants, moody teenagers and little children afraid to leave the safety of their owners. What they weren't used to was seeing nearly fifty robotic neopets...

by zoey_271996
My First Time On a Plot

Dear neopets: Never trust your owners. They can easily forget their promises.

by peronalodis
The Warning of the Thief Lord: Caveat Emptor

Lt. Shriek has since been sent to monitor the obelisk with a squadron of Eyrie Guard fighters. The race is on! —T10

by torkie10
 
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"Madeleine" by faerierainbow3
She ordered two strawberry sponges, the sort you sold off as shortcake (it was a common baker's common lie, to the population), and her voice – it was homemade whipped cream, dollops of it, soft and fluffy and sweet. Her laugh was the sound a spoon makes when one taps the burnt sugar glaze on crème brulée: melodious, bright, clear...




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A Complex Guide To The Wheel of Misfortune
This Wheel is in the Deserted Fairground, and the person who operates it is a tall and mysterious Gelert...

by hydro_thunder001

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Eating Vegan in Neopia
You wouldn't catch a vegan eating a Blumaroo Tail Salad Extravaganza, or even a free Omelette. "So what do they eat?!" I hear you cry.

by ratty170170

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A Candychan Plot: Part One
Some days, it's good being a Candychan. What other being is this good looking?

by twocents

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The Mysteries of Mr. Cuddles: Part Four
Katrina didn't know how long she knelt there in the cold, the foul mud of the Haunted Woods soaking through the legs of her pants. She didn't want to get up. She didn't want to have to decide what to do next.

by saphira_27

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Hide and Seek
And no one could find me.

by andy94174

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Seems Legit
At some rundown space-cafe...

by shamaela



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