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Squeaking Novas, Giant Flowers, and a Crying Queen

She couldn’t bear it anymore. Queen Fyora, the most dignified being in all of Neopia, fled back to her sanctuary...

by camherz
Misadventures of a Neopian Times Reporter VI

I was sitting in my room writing a short story about nothing in particular when I realized that it had a been nearly three months since I had been forced into working for the Meepits.

by kristykimmy
Balthazar the Apprentice

"Hello?" the young Lupe called out into the midst of the Haunted Woods. He shivered. Balthazar was alone. He had once liked the quiet, but this...

by xenna_15
Biography of a Villain: Eliv Thade

"So spelling is not my strong suit, what does that matter?" Eliv responded haughtily.

Also by thropp

by sandrilene

Finally Out

She knew no one wanted to adopt her, with her shaggy coat and trembling legs. She could not bear the fact that she was a lonely green Kacheek that no one wanted.

by fairygold
Silva's Story

She envied the other plushies who didn't need to try to get sold; they just sat there and waited. She wished it were that simple...

by bea0408
Maraquan Moments

It took nearly two weeks for her to be satisfied with any of the zaps.

by sugarsquare
Kougra Detective: The Mootix Conspiracy

"Two more missing petpet cases, a warf and a pet rock," she rolled her eyes as she reported, and handed me a stack of reports. "...And this one's interesting, the Neocola factory's had a break in..."

by neo_cool_dude12
Maemo and Vrai’s Negg Hunt

"No problem," Maemocala responded with a happy lilt, "Vrai and I were dying for a reason to go ourselves!" She fussed happily with Meephog's soft, pastel ears as she spoke.

by teaspill
 
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Colourful Negg-splosion!



Whatever colour you are painted, chances are you enjoy a good Negg. Who can blame you?! From Battle Duck patterned ones, to Neggs that actually taste of steak, Neopia's current selection of (usually) oval shaped treats has never been better. Whether you are tinted camouflage, disco or zombie, I guarantee that there is a Negg out there to meet your needs. In this article I am going to highlight ten gorgeous Neopet colours, and give some examples...



Other Stories


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Poetry Competition: What To and What Not To Do
Even if you don't care about trophies, there is reason to win this contest! What is this reason? The spectacular prizes!

by aquaticblumaroo

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Scarblade's Pearl Personality Test
"This is a test compiled by a crazy Neopian named Roseliea who went through the trouble of interviewing each of the neopets featured in this test."

by theloverpokemonqueen

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Perfectionist: Part Three
But she didn't go over there. She kept moving. She couldn't waste her prepping time for showing compassion.

by virtuosoe

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The Cenoal Chapters: Duties Reclaimed - Part Three
"Greetings, Emperor Irazen," the first of the riders from the valley said. He threw down his hood and half-bowed in his saddle. "I am Seradar, Grand Sorcerer of Brightvale."

by kathleen_kate

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Appearances Can Be Deceiving!
Royal? ME?

by whitesnowickle

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Rain Rocks
Take me with you!

Idea by magnetismo

by cevierakasky




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