Short Stories

	Assuming Kippy, you really should take a deep breath and think about the neomail you sent. by champ100543
	Lunch Time Surprise Timmy curiously sniffed his favorite lunch box. "Mom, this doesn't smell like my usual Peanut Butter and Jelly Hot Dog. What is it?" by allisanele0120
	The Wise Whoot: Blaze's Lesson Blaze looked down. The Wise Whoot had been trying to teach his new apprentice how to summon motes on command, but Blaze was struggling. by bluehamster9981
	Bird, Haggle Master It didn't help to go shopping and spend all your money on just a few things. by rhythyms
	Memoirs of a Kad Feeder Oh my gosh, have I ever mentioned how HARD kad feeding is? by averryyy
	Just Stats? "Am I just a bunch of numbers to him now? Stats that you can pass on to another person for something else?" by jdb1984
	Cold as Snow He regarded the short pink Xweetok in front of him. For a minute it seemed like he wasn't going to answer her at all, but then he spoke in an icy tone. by punctuation_ninja
	My LAST Shopping Trip to Neopia Central Well, where does one start? It was the most dreadful day of my entire life. by dave_ofwales
	Redemption: Briccriu's Tale "Hmmmph," grumbled the white Lenny, squinting at the Chia Pop and adjusting his thick-lensed glasses, "no guarantees with this." by mamasimios
	Spirit Brothers "The city is just through those vines," said Raan. "Unless you're too scared to spend the night there, big brother." by rat_terrier_lover_12
	The Greatest Backyard Adventure "Daren, it's lunch time! Come down from your tree house and have something to eat." by harmony_star19
	A Zombie-fied Candychan Tale Zombie pets seemed to have overtaken Happy Valley. by twocents

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Neo Fungus

The following word will cause one (or more!) of three reactions: a) Screams b) Hurl c) Death. What utterly horrible, squishy, slimy, terrifying thing could cause such reactions? None other but fungus, of course! When most people see or hear of fungus, a disgusting, moldy granny's bathtub comes to mind. And hey, we can't blame you for recalling these sickening images. But really... in the nick of its uber filthiness, Neopia couldn't be what it is today without this stuff. Why? Allow us to explain...

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Eating Healthy in a Not So Healthy Neopia
Health Food Quiggle: No! There's no secret! It is almost all common sense - just eat a balanced diet.

by koitlumm

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Food for the Frugal
Tired of omelette day after day, after day, after day, after day, after- you get the idea.

by doopingla

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The Kacheek Club: Gretta's Revenge - Part Two
"Ugh, we've been in here for six hours already," complained Bridgette.

by jenlin_25

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Falling Rain: Part Five
Brai gulped uneasily at the spidery black shapes ahead of them. The forest. "Almost there," she whispered.

by mutedsanity

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Suspicion
Hey... What's that Aisha doing in my inventory...

by rascle90

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