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A Neovian Holiday

"Textbooks! But it's Holiday Break! I'm through with studying!" Sophie pouted...

by coollyx5
Page and the Exams

As they parted, Page looked after Sammi worriedly. She felt bad, knowing how much the Uni struggled to keep up with class work...

by bookworm_kate347
There's a Monster in my Bedroom

"Suuure," he replied casually, playing along with her little game. "Look, Naala, every kid goes through these phases..."

by spotlightstarzafara
Faerie Flying 101: DON'T DO IT!!!

Where was I going, you wonder? To a human, my destination may not mean too much, but if you're a Neopet, you obviously understand the great importance of getting painted...

by moonbeam445_6_6
Finding Phoenix

"Why am I a feeling Neo?" the Eyrie asked the Grundo behind the counter...

by blackcairn
Sunset: Dreams

Frost's mother was Flower. She was a lovely Green Lupe. Flower was a very happy person, but I saw in the weeks towards her disappearance that she was withering away...

by bathschool123
Domination 2

The Darkest Faerie pursed her lips as she looked out the window. She couldn't believe it, but the plan was working...

by amwolford
Rise Above

"Mommy, those pets aren't wearing anything!" a small Kacheek piped, pointing at the crowd beneath the Money Tree...

by rydeordiechic576
Horseradish and Shrink Rays

"I have forgotten to water my garden," she proclaimed with a grand gesture towards the ceiling...

by rainbow_mist_wave
Scavenger Hunt

"In honor of this special day, Pteri Day, tonight we will hold the first ever Professor Edgar Eyrie Scavenger Hunt..."

by shamboo5
 
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While the Defenders of Neopia are unparalleled in their successes, it is not an easy job, and retirement often rolls around prematurely as superheroes find themselves incapable of putting up with the strenuous barrage of radioactive emissions, fireballs, electric shocks, and corny puns thrown at them by villains. The Defenders are always looking for brave new recruits to take on the mask and mantle of a hero. The first step towards an illustrious position...



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A Guide to Poogle Racing
The Poogle Racing track can be found in the heart of Faerieland, always with a number of Neopians flailing their arms this way and that as they watch their favourite Poogle...

by ginelga

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Heroing How-To
The Defenders are always looking for brave new recruits to take on the mask and mantle of a hero.

by neesboy

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The Ties That Bind: Part Four
"Just forget all about her and move on with your life. In a week she'll be gone, and then everything will go back to normal..."

by sytra

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Finding the Faith: Part Two
"If she was like the rest of the villagers, sir, why would the Acara have attacked her?"

by i_see_short_people83

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Sugar Free Lolipop
Why sugar free lolipops were never invented!

by amyfaymoss

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Flying Food
Yum!

by pleastakemehomeagain



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