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Issue: 286 | 6th day of Eating, Y9 |
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Short Stories
 | A Tiny AdventureHaving nothing to lose, I started drinking a vial full of this mixture. After drinking about half of it, I felt somehow queasy...
by pokemon_lunatic |  | The Joys of MaraquaSuddenly, a wave of sadness washed over her. It had always been her dream to swim proficiently, but she had soon faced the hard facts: Aishas couldn't swim...
by your_poogle_pal |  | Sand BallsI retracted my cool Kougra claws, double checked my lightning-streaked fur for sand, and strolled along the beach, while my owner was off searching the Deserted Tomb. Then, as I saw some sand balls, I got the perfect idea: Sand balls! How am I this creative?
Also by extreme_fj0rd
by goosher |  | A Sprinkling of TroubleAlso known as "Operation SOCKS"
by bird_brain312 |  | Inside the CrateLyssa snapped her fingers. "Of course!" She frowned. "But do we have enough Neopoints?"
by jayandcourtneyk |  | The Jelly Ones"Are you going to stop any time soon or am I going to have to pounce on you?" asked Teresa...
by kotahkue |  | Fun at the Fairground"Why would we go to Roo Island? Did you think we were visiting the merry go round there? No, we're going to a real circus, the Deserted Fairground!"
by mystery_island111223 |  | Boring Old YellowA basic colour – how she hated it! She had been the same colour at birth and never changed. Boring old yellow.
by rubizad |  | Experimenting with IdentityFrom time to time a subdued cackle was heard, accompanied by hums and whirrs. This was where identities were forged, worn, and discarded...
by yoyote |  | Easter in the Gnome Underground"I was going to send you on a pointless gnome quest and erase your memories after you're back on the surface with the book, but I have a much better plan..."
by myfallenrevival4 |  | The ProjectShe knew it was wrong of her, but she couldn't stop herself from staring at every Green Uni that passed...
by douleur |
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Headlines "Boring Old Yellow" by rubizad Boring old yellow. That's what the name of it was. The actual description sounded a lot nicer if you ever described it. Everyone else called Alinna's fur colour a golden yellow, a much prettier amber than any gold nugget. But Alinna just shrugged; too depressed in her own thoughts to really think...
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Painting To Suit Character But why do I personally paint my pets? They certainly look fine enough in their red, yellow, green or blue finery, nothing wrong with that at all. However, the paintbrush colour I choose for them, that I think long and hard about, matches their CHARACTER.
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