Short Stories

	Dieter and the Fatness Issue Dieter loved playing the game and helping Neopians learn Neopoints, plus he loved eating the snow. Eating snow since the day he was born had not helped his looks, though... by hottamale0774
	In Living Color "He'll be perfect. We could use a servant to help around the house." by auntfalcor
	A Tutor of a Different Sort "Um," Mala began, more than a little confused. "I think that my owner wants me to have math lessons, not cooking lessons." by pandabearb
	Everyone Makes Mistakes Now, thinking of all that snow, and making footprints and snow angels. Wouldn’t you just hate it if that was taken away from you? by xx_weewoo_xx
	The Neopian Thief A thought suddenly came to her. Stealing was so easy. She was a fast runner, and nobody would ever suspect her. So what was stopping her? by getto_agent
	The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie of Prosperity Immediately after I left Faerieland, I embarked on a frustratingly long and torturous search all over Neopia for the little blue plushie's story. Here is exactly what I found… by firedragon2113
	Lost Eupheria had been here, that was one thing for sure. But she wasn't here now and the bucket that she was supposed to bring water to us with was down in the well, out of anyone's reach. What had happened? by shadowcristal
	Faerie Song Being captured was frightening enough, but this was every faerie's worst fear confirmed. Also by Really_Awesome_D00d by laurelinden
	Friend Tinka would see many pets walking dejectedly down the streets of Neopia Central, and beg for Neopoints and food, so she was used to all of these sights. But oddly enough, she had never quite seen a homeless pet sitting against a tree... by blubblub317
	The Power in a Name This Eyrie was no common Eyrie. He had no name. He had been raised by a group of earth faeries from the day he was born... by imogenweasley
	Skies over Meridell Tav was staring down at another paper and hadn't seen his sister's motion, but he still got the meaning of her words. "Propeller, wings, support--what're we missing?" by extreme_fj0rd
	The Woes of Being a Mail-Ixi I was Wishing Well Drive's Mail-Ixi, a position I quite loathed. Walking around the perfect houses delivering mail was not what I called an ideal job... by playmobil_is_my_life

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The papers were covered with strange diagrams that probably would have made no sense to anyone but the two Kyrii siblings...

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Neopian Acronyms: A Basic Guide
We've all experienced it, anyone who is new to Neopets is bound to have trouble understanding all the acronyms that are carelessly thrown around by more experienced users...

by xtrat

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The Breadmaster Speaks
I am the Breadmaster! Stop making fun of me! The Breadmaster is my real name! You new employees are going to be hard to train, I can see it already...

by pandabearb

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The Golden Guitar of Silver Strings: Part One
Tabatha crept across the crisped floor and winced as she stepped on a burned piece of wood. She gently pulled the chip of wood from her fragile paw and found a tiny piece of paper stuck to the back...

by socks563

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The Missing Mint Kyrii Ice Cream: Part Three
"Here, let me help," I said, grabbing the two smallest bags that I saw. Then I looked up, and realized what I had to do next...

by shadowcristal

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Don't Mess with Hissi!
So you are also a Hissi...

by tijntjuh_

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Revenge of the Flowpers!
No Flowper day, eh?

by soggy_cardboard

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