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Villains: Get Respect

To the aspiring young villain, being evil is not as easy as you think. No, I'm serious. Have you ever tried? And I don't mean cheating on a math test. That's naughty. I mean trying to take over the world. That's evil. Does your owner coo when you tell them you're taking over the world? Do your classmates think you're funny? Do your teachers tell you you'll make a wonderful citizen someday? Does your petpet, *shudder*, think you're cuddly? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, you need serious help...

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Notions and Nonsense
What's this? WAIT!

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