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Issue: 271 | 22nd day of Celebrating, Y8 |
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New Series
 | The Mystery of the Missing Cooking Pot: Part OneThe sun was
shining, the Weewoos were singing, and I had enjoyed six whole hours of peace
while my pets were at Neoschool. However, my pets were just about home...
by trisshamster |  | Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part OneZhou peered curiously at the red light beaming
across the sky. "'Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning,'" he quoted.
"Strange things'll be happenin' soon, no doubt. Th' sun never lies..."
by reggieman721 |  | Flame of Ice: The Story of a Warrior - Part OneSam froze. He'd forgotten all about it. "The
Warrior Ceremony's today?" he asked, trying to seem calm, though his nervousness
showed in the way he acted, and he couldn't keep it from showing in his words...
by kaylamdal111112 |  | A Very Feepit Christmas: Part OneSPLASH! A freezing cold torrent of water rushed
over Cadmium's head, abruptly interrupting pleasant dreams. She sputtered and
sat up, her green eyes blazing. Blinking water from her eyes, she took in her
Faerie Peophin sister...
by rainpaint |
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The Worst Gifts
Every year every pet, and owner, runs into the same problem; what to do with those unwanted, unneeded, and just plain weird Christmas gifts you received from your mischievous sibling, distant second cousin, and your weird aunt. Sure, everyone gets socks, jumpers and shampoo under the tree, but this article will deal with the worst of the worst...
Other Stories
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This Christmas Day Serenity sighed and tried to cheer herself. It
was, after all, Christmas Eve, and why should she let a dismal mood depress
the spirits of the joyous holiday?
by queen_starshine |
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Picking and Decorating Your Christmas Tree I'll tell you how to pick and decorate
your tree to make your friends go, 'Oh, nice tree!' and make you swell with pride
as you see the glass baubles reflect in their eyes. If you want to be the centre
of attention because of your tree, read on.
by iwantyours |
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