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 | Agent of the Sway: Induction - Part Eight"Ha!" the Buzz boomed. "Foolish little creature - I am Tyragh! I have destroyed entire armies before today! You are nothing!"
by herdygerdy |  | The Old Switcheroo: Part SevenDear Diary,
(Hi by the way, I see that I've never called you Dear Diary before and I apologise, I should really be nicer to you and to people in general instead of scowling all the time.)
by liouchan |  | Rogue and Rover: Part SevenKanrik had expected that the tiny frost-witch would slow them down. But she walked icy ridges and steep slopes as quickly and easily as though they were paved streets...
by saphira_27 |  | Pystry's Elemental Odyssey: Part SixPystry stretched his wings in the morning sun, full of confidence. The Mutant Hissi shook his Lucky Pandaphant Doll and gave a double smile at the satisfying clink of 250 Tropical Jelly Beans safe within.
by peirigill |  | Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Against All Odds - Part SixMost of the Defenders Headquarters would be located underground. It made it safer in case Nefarious ever decided to attack the building directly. The main communication and computer hub would be on the top floor, but there would be an auxiliary on the final level...
by kristykimmy |  | Heroes of the Habitarium: Part Five"Just lead the way," Kei continued, this time more loudly than before. He could feel the eyes of the other Blue Beasts on him.
by blue_thunder94 |  | Of Pirates and Pranks: Part FourThe second the whistle blew, both left forwards, Vickles and Hawkshanks, darted for the Yooyu. They both tried to scoop up the Petpet, but Hawkshanks made it first.
by parody_ham |  | The Viridian Gloves: Part ThreeThe shadowy figure in the Tyrannian plateau quickly grabbed the shoulders of Shalina and Harlath and yanked them into the cover of the cliff with him. Clapping a hand over each of their mouths, he hissed, "Be quiet. It's okay. My name is Orig the Great."
by cdrex22 |  | Diamigo's Noble Steed: Part Three"I'm going out for a little while," I said, turning toward the entrance. I wasn't sure what I was going to do. But I was so humiliated. I'd tried to be a hero and I'd failed.
by almedha |  | Mr. Pufferton and the Last Magazine: Part Two"No, see, that's the thing. I don't want that one. I want the one with the captain of the pirates. You know? The scary Lupe? Remember when he was messing around with Maraqua?"
"...Are you sure you don't mean the one with the attacking pirates? That stamp is quite popular."
by emblo93 |  | Oh Glory: Part TwoImmediately he was met with overwhelming heat and an air thick with smoke. He coughed, covering his nose with his shirt...
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Headlines "I Hate (Love) You" by pochipeach I hate this uncomfortable, lumpy bed with the broken springs. I hate the lulling late afternoon when boredom is more contagious than neopox. And I especially hate that awful blue shag carpet that reminds of my own dull blue fur. "Lindy, dinner's ready," my sister Claire calls from the kitchen. She says it in such a pleasant way that I can't help but be annoyed...
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I Hate (Love) You "Lindy, dinner's ready," my sister Claire calls from the kitchen. She says it in such a pleasant way that I can't help but be annoyed.
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