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Snown't Worry About It

Snow Neopets have a strange sense of humour...

by icecreamkatana
17 Years

There's always something...

by x_blood_scale_x
The Borovan Dilemma

Who knew there would be so many choices?

by cardboardfish
A Hungry Skeith

Sometimes a hungry skeith needs a festive snack...

by happydoodle09
Love Spreads

It's the little things...

by saviorsephirot
Return to Form

Knock knock!...

by _quartervirus_
Faellie Tales 18: Lonely Plushie

Little gestures can go a long way...

by coco6468
Fishing with Friends

Tentacle buddies!

by valokki
Finding a new hob-pea!

Everyone needs a hobby!... Collab with Morphousss and Rescur

by devotedly
Comedy Isn't My Strong Suit

Some Pets aren't great at everything...

by serein
Ashkary's Café - Mail Fraud Pt. 3

When in doubt, add more tape.

by saintsalmon
A Glowing New Year!

The fresh origins behind the bright confidence of one young lupe called Synvix...

by neoanimalz12
The Truth Behind Gourmet Prices

The perfect setting! Collab with hottie_2004_67_888

by xoxcharm
Drink Debacle

Mmm... bean juice!

by leighlizzzie
Adventures of Hannah and Kanrik

The joke might be getting a little old. It was only one time, Hannah!

by katiekazoo
 
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"Ramona and The Snowager" by peppermintandrea
As Ramona stepped out of her hut, the snow started falling harder. Neopets and their owners quickly ran in and out of the building across the way, which held the advent calendar. It was almost the end of the month, so Happy Valley would soon become quieter as the daily visitors to the advent calendar would stop. Suddenly, a young Bruce ran up to Ramona. He seemed extremely frazzled. “Excuse me,” the young Bruce cried. “Can you help me find the Snowager? I lost my owner in all of the snow. We were headed that way; I hope he’s there waiting for me.” Ramona felt bad for the young Bruce, as she could see tears in his eyes. She was just about to take a break from running the Slushie Shop and go for a walk anyway. A longer walk to the Ice Caves wouldn’t be too much trouble, and she could use the fresh air. “Sure,” Ramona said, smiling. “Let me just lock up and I’ll take you there!” “Oh, thank you!” the young Bruce shouted, tears streaming down his face now. She could tell he was so relieved. Ramona put a ‘Be back soon!’ sign on the door and locked the door. She put the key back in her pocket and turned to take the short journey with the young Bruce. After all, Ramona thought, what could possibly go wrong?




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In the Wake of Wreckage
What reason have ye for locking me in the brig?” I shouted through the corroded iron bars. “Can’t ye see that I be innocent?” It should have been painfully obvious to these sailors that I was the victim.

by sir_serene

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Off-Season's Greetings
"Kep asks the question right after their last practice, just as Layton's getting ready to dismiss the team..."

by azurryn

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Your Guide to Terror Mountain
Is this thing on? Oh hello! Welcome to your tour of Terror Mountain. Bundle up with your jackets and gloves because this tour might get a little chilly! Collab with 4everhardys1fan

by tamimarieb

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How to Take Grooming from Glum to Glorious
Hannah’s Quest Log has me grooming my Neopets again. But this grooming was not up to any acceptable standard.

by juli_puff

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The Twelve Days of Giving
The next nine days were a whirlwind of activity, as Lexora shuffled her family from one Giving Day tradition to the next.

by cosmicfire918

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Knight & Squire: Preface
Rowan scratched his bandaged arms as he watched Sir Percival practice grappling techniques with a young Kougra.

by terpsichorean_writer



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