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Etta and the Old Timesake, Part 4

wh-where'd you get that?

by shadowstrand
If The Shoe Fits

You'll grow into them.

by lastnightgus
The Woe of Being Broke on a Birthday

but whyy

by _brainchild_
Free Omelette Fun

don't eat that...

by siellan
Lab-Proof

Years of zapping and nothing happens?

by terukiyo
Something has Happened! - Battledome Baby

Looks like you could use some training!

by _kate_e_did_
The Mystery

Where do those Altachucks come from?

by trishabeakens
20th Anniversary Edition - Interview with Fyora!!

20 years of youth

by devotedly
{ Crowded Woods } Communication Troubles

Life's hard when you can only talk via dance.

by candyplague
Neo Days

It's good to be back...right?

by tsundertay
Then and Now

Wow

idea by spirochetes

by linnipooh

IWTH: No Ghosts

That's... too bad?

by a_cockatiel_a
Kou-jong

Lolly has a problem.

by vanillanillawafer
 
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"The Kad and the Warf Rescue Team" by _polonius_
The Kad and Warf Rescue Team The siren was loud in the petpet’s ears as it blared through the speakers. The Warf Rescue Team members didn’t mind though since they never wanted to miss a rescue operation. Team Leader Pat finished checking the parachutes. “Ok Team!” Our mission is to rescue a kadoatie named Fiddlesticks who is up in a large tree - approximately three branches up. It’s pretty high, but if we stick to what we’ve done in practice I know we can do it.” Warf Rescue members began slapping each other on the back. The energy was high. They were ready to get Fiddlesticks unstuck. “Any questions?” Pat asked, picking up his backpack filled parachute. Pat had rolled all the parachutes himself. He had learned the hard way that if they weren’t double checked there could be major problems. Pat loved his job. Being part of the rescue squad gave him a sense of purpose as a Warf. He loved helping kadoaties and making sure that they were able to get back to their regular lives. Pat had chosen all the team members himself for the squad and was sure of them. This was important to their success, since they really relied on each other.




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The Kad and the Warf Rescue Team
The siren was loud in the petpet’s ears as it blared through the speakers. The Warf Rescue Team members didn’t mind though since they never wanted to miss a rescue operation.

by _polonius_

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Food Club Shenanigans
Gooblah, Dan, Buck and Squire are competing in the lastest match of food club, but things don't exactly go as expected.

by erliane

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Four Unusual Dailies to Do... Daily!
If you have played Neopets for any amount of time, chances are that you have a list of dailies. Maybe they’re stored as links on a pet's petpage, maybe they‘re just a mental to-do list, but either way, you do them everyday. In this article, I will share a few activities on my dailies list that are more time-consuming or unusual than standard dailies like Coltzan's Shrine or Kiko Pop. They may be more effort, but the reward is greater as well!

by costumely

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Traveler's Guide: Mystery Island
If you are a travel enthusiastic, here is a Traveler's Guide that brings 10 awesome places to go on Mystery Island!

by nice_collector

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Mystery of the Brightville Vanishing:Part Five
The tunnel was rather standard, as far as tunnels went. Dark, musty, and cold, Orlitz’s flashlight roamed along its earthen walls. Aside from a few wooden support beams (which looked very old and not at all up to code), the passageway was bare.

by josephinefarine

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The Dark Detective
“Dark. Dark, wake up. Dark!”

by tanikagillam



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