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Real Remedies at the Neo Hospital Part 1

Terrible doc with even more terrible remedies..

by andypopo
It shall not be forgotten

never forget

Collaboration with _kougra_rules_

by coldecember

Pete the Ice Cream

Pete the Ice Cream loves Neopets and Friday's

by natlain
Pun Pain!

Fang's jokes are pure PUN-ishment!

by honshusan
The Philosograrrl!

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collab _kathy_2004_

by fluffalspike

The Atsumi Method

Do you spark joy?

by arobed1992
Delicious Food

Books are sometimes better than food

by _gizmo_stern_
Pile o' Bones: Jealousy

CountVonCandy wants to be famous...

by cassanthia
Yooyuball

Altador Cup team captains be like...

by __adelaide__
Keep Calm and Kyrii on: On the Draphly

That's like, the opposite of free.

by ahnyo
You belong in the Kadoatery!

This is what I've always wanted though

Also by latrellstephen

by marsbarss

 
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"850 Meters: A Kass Basher Tale" by mimitchi880
The second I hear the fanfare, I know I’m in for it. You see, it’s one thing to be a plushie modeled after the great hero Kass—well, hero to the Darigan Citadel, at least—and have the pleasure and privilege of wearing a well-known face instead of looking like an ordinary Neopet. That by itself would have been a nice life. Some little Darigan Acara or Skeith would have begged their owner to take me home, and I would have been played with, well-worn, loved. But no. It’s another thing entirely to be a Kass plushie who spends year after year being dropped from a tree and whacked around on the pretense that Kass just happened to sort-of get corrupted and be the antagonist in the Battle for Meridell that one time. But is that any reason to doom a stuffed Eyrie to eternal pummeling? I’m innocent! I’m stuffing and buttons! I’m not a crooked overlord! Do I look like the real Kass?




Other Stories


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A New World
For a brief few seconds, all he saw was light.

I collaborated with afsheen_27 and neon3002

by milkshakes004


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The Legend of Faerie Caverns
Aiyrorah pronounced (EYE-RO-RAH)

by jessikey14

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Queen Fyora's Guide to Feeling Beautiful
Our ethereal Queen Fyora is all things kind, gracious, a wonderful ruler, a strong leader, and a beautiful faerie. Everyone who knows her can vouch that the secret to how she is able to take care of her precious Faerieland so well is because she knows to take care of herself first. In this day and age, self-care is one of the most important forms of love that an individual can showcase to the world. If Fyora did not love and dote on herself first, how can anyone expect her to do the same for Faerieland?

by sk8tergirl503

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Last Year's Altador Cup Bottom Five: Analysis
With Altador Cup XIV kicking off in the coming weeks, many neopians are eagerly drawing up brackets, using some combination of statistics, historical trends, plucky optimism, and educated guesswork to determine which teams will take home the gold this year.

by its_a_mia

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The Greatest Show on Earth:Part Five
“Five minutes to show time!”

by unfogging

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The Sisters of Pillar Grove:Party Two
At first, it was a distant sound that could do nothing but merely stir the shadow Korbat for a moment. But no sooner had he drifted back into his slumber did he realize that the noise was getting louder. Before long, not even the plushness of his Marlock's fur could lull him to sleep when the turning of wheels and the stomping of feet was no more than a few yards away.

by blueys45



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