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It's Raining Mortogs (Indoors)

unexplained phenomena...

by piratesy
The Dump

Some events are just that important.

by trishabeakens
Unintentional Outcome

King Skarl is tired of hearing the same joke.

by coolnish_azn101
Altador Cup Tryouts!

...but maybe I changed my mind.

by xorag
Altador Cup Plans?

Wait what?

Art by valokki

by ruben160

Every Neopian after the Daily Dare!

Neopians love the Daily Dare & the Altador Cup - whether they accept it or not! Here's one such Neopian!

by azeiah
How Though?

Was that really necessary?

by _blues_
Neopian Finals Week

Finals week be like...

by t_rangersrule
Battledome Time

Just gonna borrow them for a bit.

by hamster_z
Ouch!

The reason why Spacerocked only should be played in space...

Idea by: hannahcreep

by zusania

Neopets Fact and Fiction: Snowager Reality

I just wanted something nice but okay...

by andypopo
Return to Neo

This shouldn't take long...

by cami_v27
On Point

Don't you see me counting? I don't have time for your silly inquiries...

by ssjelitegirl
Neglectful Owner

"That's pretty gross..."

"Is it tho?" Sketch & Storyboard by blink_darkphoenix

by raiane_flarean_1

Head in the Clouds: Lab Ray

Surprised he still recognizes him...

by yoshisislandbandit
 
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"Hope For New" by hazelsmartotop
I'm just a yellow Kougra; nothing special. If you want to read my story, go ahead. My story has a happily-ever-after, yes, but it's not like that. My story is much more complicated. It's hard for me to even tell it nowadays. So if you really, truly want to read it, go ahead. Go on, read it, but this is a warning. *** I felt something tickle my nose, and I scrunched it up. "Soooooo cute!!" A voice. A girl. "I'll call you Marty!" This girl spoke in exclamation points. "Come on, Toto!" I saw a green Xweetok flick his tail and follow the girl after she handed a bag of Neopoints to a pink Uni behind the desk. "Thanks so much! He's soooo cute!!!" She said again as she opened the jingling door and we hopped outside. She put me down and got out a blue collar with a jingly bell on it. "For you!" She popped it around my neck and snapped a leash onto it. Toto, the Xweetok, already had a leash on. He swayed towards me and whispered, "I'll explain it when we get to Melissa's Neohome. Trust me, though...It's not a home." I blinked. What was going on? "We're going to the Pizzaroo to CELEBRATE!!!!!" She said this like it was the most exciting day of her life. Heck, maybe it was, I had no idea. We walked for a while, and soon my pads began to hurt from the steaming sidewalk. "Can we take an Eyrie?" I asked a little quieter than I would have liked. "Oh, sure, Mart Mart! But you're going to have to talk a teensy bit louder with Toto and I, OKAY?!"




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A Haunted Mansion in Neovia
Sometimes, Percy really didn’t know how he got into these situations. It had been a nice, slow Tuesday at the office when his boss had stopped by. There he was, two revisions deep in his latest article over the local junior Altador Cup game.

by cardinally

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Memoir of a Sorceress: Heroes Unite
The times were dark, little light was to be found throughout Neopia.

by lovely413

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A Fyora Day Edition: Top 10 Fyora Day Party Items!
Fyora Day is one of the most looked forward to Neopian holidays, and falls within the Month of Relaxing, but don't be fooled - one can't relax if they intend to prepare to celebrate Fyora Day in style. How does one celebrate Fyora Day in a fashion that will make their Neofriends green with envy, and want to join in with the fun?

by princess__neo277

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Advanced Stock Market Strategy for the Neopian Millionaire
There are many ways to becoming a Neopian multi-millionaire. Some manufacture plushies by the hundred of thousands. Others restock in the shops.

by prince_genkaku_han

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Hope For New
I’m just a yellow Kougra; nothing special. If you want to read my story, go ahead. My story has a happily-ever-after, yes, but it’s not like that. My story is much more complicated. It’s hard for me to even tell it nowadays. So if you really, truly want to read it, go ahead. Go on, read it, but this is a warning.

by hazelsmartotop

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The Shadow of Takeryuu:Part Six
“Ah, I cannot wait to sleep in an inn instead of on the ground,” Wai Ren said.

The four travellers stood on a hill overlooking a village nestled deep in the woods, only two weeks away from the Imperial City.

by cosmicfire918




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